#don why

[altjerseys]

choosing to just commit myself fully to sidney crosby who doesn’t care enough about anything besides hockey and WWII to disappoint me

[normalgoalie]

Good evening everyone it’s getting upset about the Danton trade hours again

[heart-waves]

i was going to say that donald is one of the only ones in this show with brain cell but then i remember the "twenty seven" scene

[altjerseys]

Me? Support the C*nes (derogatory)?

[one-twisted-sister]

@ask-swagger-dagger-trolls

"That may be true but there is nothing wrong with making them beg for it either limeblood".

[set-wingedwarrior]

I forgot to post it before, but I made this for @eagle-apple because that’s litterally what happened when we played together The Last of Us multiplayer for the first time. 

(the fact that I think of him litterally as a cute puppy makes this even more accurare)

[claraowl]

In which Don and I explore the chaos that is a RWBY-JNPR movie night (plus PN sushi rolls)

In which Don (@interdimensional-meatpie​) and I explore the chaos that is a RWBY-JNPR movie night (plus PN sushi rolls). Most of this is taken directly from the chat.

Imagine Jaune wrapping Pyrrha up like a sushi but leaving the room for a bit too long and having it wrapped too tight so Pyrrha just has to claw her way out

And Jaune comes back to Pyrrha half-out of the sushi roll, hissing and kicking and bright red in the face

Pyrrha resigns herself to her fate as a fluffy sushi

Renora walks in 

Nora screams and runs out of the room screaming, "Oh no! It's a Grimm worm!" 

While Ren just picks Pyrrha up and plops her on her bed and calls for Jaune to finish unwrapping her

...before looking after Nora with a thoughtful expression on his face, grabbing a blanket, and wandering after her.

“YOU SHALL NOT COMPLETE YOUR EVIL PLAN TO TURN ME INTO A GRIMM WORM, EVIL PANCAKE SLINGER! THE QUEEN ALWAYS WINS!” echoes through the halls, followed by the sound of a ripping blanket

 “...Nora, if you let me cocoon you, you'll get snuggles.”

Ren carries Nora back to the dorm wrapped up like a big sushi roll in that ripped blanket while she pretends to sulk but is loving every second of it

(Nora inchworms along the floor before flopping around Ren's feet and demanding cuddles,)

But first

Ren carries sushi Nora down the hall while Jaune walks by, sleepy and disoriented or something after training with Pyrrha 

"Training" 

 And so he says hi to Ren and can't see straight, so he ends up congratulating Ren on his brand new Nora body pillow before stumbling off 

Jaune additionally mentions something about how Ren's old plush one had been looking a little worn, so good job on the new one. 

Nora did not register this bit until after she had had pillow vengeance.

Ren had a little handheld one he used for positive voodoo and for practicing everything he wants to say to Nora but can't...but he used it too much and it's really worn now

 And they stand there awkwardly before Nora explodes out of the blanket screaming about being called a pillow

And speaking of voodoo dolls

Team rwby visits JNPR one night for a movie marathon 

Ruby gets bored and fidgety and comes across stuff under ren's bed 

"Ren! You've got little plushies of your team! They're adorable! But why is the Pyrrha one on top of the Jaune one?" 

And the whole gang just slowly turns to Ren and stares 

While yang is slowly melting from holding in her laughter 

Ruby is (obviously) confused, but Jaune is sitting there scratching his head 

Until Blake snaps and starts huffing about how clueless he is

And that's how everyone finds out Ren is an arkos shipper

And then Nora roots around until she finds the one of her

and examines it

Ren why does the skirt flip up

Ren my panties look nothing like this you know this

*everyone looks*

W-We do laundry together. Not together-together! Just... laundry! Colors! WOW WHAT A GREAT MOVIE

Ruby pointing to Ren, a la Ouran

“Look, everyone! Ren is dissolving!”

Yang: ...Why are the panties black? Reeeeeeeen?

*cue more Blake huffing as Nora eats popcorn as loudly as she possibly can*

Weiss prods the melted Ren with the tip of her toe. "You are disgusting, you know that? I expected better of you."

Blake: Umm.... Where do you get one of those? I... It- it's for a friend....

Nora: *examining plushies now* He made these. I know Ren's stitching.

Weiss! Stop covering my eyes! I wanna see! Penny wants to see too!

Ruby, I know you're sharing your consciousness with your girlfriend via your new earring-thing that is also a thousand swords and even more guns, but... no.

Grrrr.... Just you wait! Once I fix her arm up you won't be able to go against both of us! And Zwei!

Ren-the-puddle, as he has gone past the point of no return, in an aside to Nora: Are you sure she won't be too busy using that arm for something else?

Zwei: *BARKS*

Ruby: ooh! What else? Is it like some super cool together stuff you two do all the time? 

arkos is sitting on the bed with thousand-yard-stares 

the tension is so thick you could cut it with a butter knife and spread it on a baguette

Nora: WE DON'T NOPE NOT AT ALL 

Ren, reforming: You could ask Jaune and Pyrrha for 'training' tips, though. They do a lot of that.

*cut to arkos sitting on the bed, catatonic, as Yang has snuck behind them and is currently slowly pushing the two together*

*Blake stands and helps Yang to do so, tilting Pyrrha's head just so*

the bees guide arkos together but alas, they've been mentally destroyed 

so Weiss is looking on with apprehension as Pyrrha and Jaune meet each other's faces with a dull clunk

Yang: THAT TOTALLY COUNTS

and she continues to have them held there until they realize OMFG WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNN

And Nora lies on the floor next to her biggest Lie, kicking her feet as she props her chin on her palms, and glances none-too-subtly at Ren

But Ren is too pleased over the sailing of his ship to notice 

UNTIL YANG SLOWLY TURNS TO THEM

Ren chuckles, muttering to himself how the dolls really did work 

Ruby: what dolls? The weird off color doll you made of Nora? 

Everyone turns to him; Yang has become the Cheshire cat

Ren: .... 

Nora: Reeeeeeeen?

Yang holds up the renora dolls with a sinister smile; Weiss is hovering a tentative hand, ready to swoop down over Ruby's eyes; Yang sees Nora's broken expression and stops

She sets down the dolls and physically turns Ren’s head over to Nora

Nora fixes her expression a second too late

I could either see them staring at each other at a loss of ideas before Ren just breaks under the pressure and tension and leans over to kiss her or just moves over to give her a hug whilst flipping everyone the bird

either way he flips everyone the bird

which Ruby of course misinterprets as a new type of wave

I feel like it would be a hug first, and Nora's fingers dig into his back and she starts shaking 

At some point I'd guess they'd look up and everyone's left them alone to have a little moment

And Ren takes the renora dolls and hands Nora hers

And they use the dolls to talk it out so they don't have to do it themselves

And it's cute and awkward and they  eventually get together-together

And yang listens at the door because she is overly invested in this ship

But Yang  gets her just desserts later 

When renora meets everyone else in RWBY's room and movie night continues, albeit with two new couples clinging onto each other 

 And ruby quips up,  "Movie nights are fun, something cool always happens! Who knows sis, maybe next time you'll end up telling Blake how you feel about her-"

And which point Yang hurls the nearest object (zwei) at ruby's face with all of the force in her body ~too late~

Velvet, in a dorm across the school: "Yatsu! I found a puppy!" 

"...?" 

"I found him in the impact crater over there!" 

"...!?"

"And the crater has Yang in it, but she said she wanted to be left alone for a bit, since she’d already scraped Ruby out and sent her back to the movie." 

"...!?!?!?"

"Yatsu, it seems like impact craters are way more common ever since team rwby's been around..."

"..." *nods*

Moral of the story: The chat box is a weird and wonderful place.

[straightasdeansrainbowslinky]

Don Draper: *quits drinking for literally 12 hours*

Don Draper: *spills every detail of his life he's been hiding for the past 30 years from the withdrawal*