How To Approach an Attractive Person (Please don't actually do this)
There are many attractive people in this world. Some appeal more to others, and everyone has a certain taste. One of life's greatest challenges is getting the courage to approach this person. It is absolutely crucial that you approach this person with the utmost care if you want to ensure a friendship or romantic relationship with this individual. If this is what you seek, follow the directions below exactly.
1. Pick out an individual. Find the most attractive person you can, the person that you think will be perfect for you.
2. Next, learn the name of this individual. Knowing their first, middle, and last name is crucial in getting to know them.
3. Friend them on facebook and follow them on twitter. Now that you know their name, locating them on the internet should be very easy.
4. Find out where the individual lives. Find the exact address of your chosen attractive person. You can do this by using the internet, yellow pages, or the school directory.
5. Plant tracking device in individual's cellular device while they are sleeping. Now that you know their address, this should not be a difficult task.
6. Keep corresponding GPS system with you at all times, this way you know where they are at all times.
7. Learn and study their daily routine and schedule. Find out which paths they take in school, their classes, and what activities they participate in after school.
8. Follow this person throughout their day, find out their interests and try to adopt similar ones.
9. It is time to get their attention. Casually "bump" into this person. Perhaps, drop your books in front of them and they will lend a helping hand. Or, throw something at them. Do whatever needs to be done to attain their gaze. (Note: on this day look presentable)
10. When they look over, say "Hi," smile.
11. Now, try to engage in natural conversation. DO NOT let them know you know everything about their life.
12. Pretend to like whatever they like, this will build unreal compatibility in their head.
13. Text that person RIGHT away after you leave. This way they know you are interested and have your cell phone number.
14. Initiate a get-together once they reply.
15. Tweet to them, so the world knows you are friends.
16. Message them on facebook later that night.
17. Try to Facetime/OOVOO/Skype after the facebook message.
18. While engaged over some type of social network, initiate a get together.
19. If denied, ask again the next day.
20. Repeat until successful.
