#dorkus

[whatthehali]

Tyrese Haliburton enjoys some New York boos at WWE SummerSlam

[numbuhbee]

Jimmy Two-Shoes Characters driving headcannons:

Jimmy- He was super excited to start driving but once he actually got in the driver’s seat he got really nervous. Usually either going too fast or too slow and sometimes he forgets to brake for speed bumps. Spends more time looking at the speedometer than the road. Always has a nice air freshener in his (very ugly) car. Will probably improve with practice but rn he’s taking to it like a fish to dirt

Beezy- We’ve actually seen him driving for a short period so we have something to work with here! I imagine he’s actually a pretty good driver, he’d probably be better though if he stopped running red lights and paid attention to stop signs. Doesn’t pay enough attention to the road in general. Has a really nice car he barely takes care of but its fine he can just get a new one if it breaks.

Heloise- Best driver on the show hands down, serious road rage though. Very nice car that she made herself, tricked out with all sorts of weapons and traps in case anyone cuts her off while driving or is going too slow or something. Also has a great entertainment system (to keep jimmy and beezy distracted when shes driving with them for whatever reason). Jimmy is the only person allowed to ride shotgun

Lucius- Doesn’t usually drive because he has a limo but if he is he’s like ‘im da king of da road’. He does not pay attention to the rules of the road. A danger to both drivers and pedestrians. Has one of those big expensive ugly overcompensation cars and he revs the engine all the time. It’s super loud. Thinks it’s funny to cut people off and so he does it all the time.

Samy- gets cut off by Lucius.

Molotov- Good driver but like Heloise, major road rage. Family vehicle that smells like crayons because of his kids. Gets cut off by Lucius.

Jez- You think THIS woman drives? 🫵😂

Saffi- do NOT let her drive. Straight up dangerous person to be in a car with. Her side of the car is missing the door (it's the one in her house) but YOUR side is missing its seatbelt. She doesn’t know the rules of the rules of the road so she doesn’t care if someone else is breaking them either. Swerves like crazy and gets pulled over at least once a week. Beezy pays all her tickets for her so its okay <3

Dorkus- A good driver in untested theory. Every time he’s about to start driving Heloise mows him down with her car. His is like a cute little miyata or something.

[17raccoonsinatrenchcoat]

Привет

ты - фрукт

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Will you just call me a faggot like a normal person

[incorrectdmp]

Juniper: The way stories differ from life is the "ending." In real life, things just happen...there may be no exciting climax, no resolution, no answers....

Juniper: I'm helping someone move out and I poured 8 bottles of expired coke into the toilet, but when I flushed it nothing cool happened.

Dorkus: coke expires??

[euesworld]

"You tell me that you love me every day and I have to tell you, I never get tired of hearing it.. buuuut it would be really interesting if you tried to say it differently. I mean like one day you say it high pitched, the next you make your voice crack.. stuff like that.. it would be so funny but it would make me love you all that much more for being my dork. I'm a sucker for cheesy shizz like that.."

Tell me that you love me with pizzazz, say it like a dork and I will love you with everything I have - eUë

[bokuroskitten]

Headcannon i punch kuroo and he gets heart eyes

No because he does and he’ll always let out a groan that sounds a lil too much like a moan and go

Fuck baby do it again

[coldstormyday]

Kasimir: Kid, do you even know how to slow dance?

Edvard, offended: Sure I do! Look.

Edvard: (Does the Macarena at 1/4th the speed)

[honey-tea-and-lemon-trees]

lucy, based on this teenaged ryan, i am judging your choices