#douche nozzle

[thing-you-do-with-that-thing]

I wish you would write a fic where Dean is an ex- military sniper who works as a forest officer and then gets falsely charged with a streak of gruesome murders, and the reader is FBI and they were kinda seeing each other before he got arrested... And then Sam has to help him... You know lawyer!Sam... Just write the next part of KZ woman. I'm sleepy... Sorry not sorry

YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!!

(and you knooooow what this is for so hush!)

Send me an ask saying I wish you would write a fic where….

[rabidhiss]

😂🤣😂🤣😂 who would have thought creepy “pillow salesman” would be headline news?? Well, here’s the translation: Wannabe political figure and Trump ass licker forced to surrender his super spy clown phone. Lindell has gone on record saying there will be enough pillows to keep the glorious yet disgraced emperor comfy while also providing enough softness and bounce for himself should he be allowed weekly conjugal visits. Trump couldn’t be reached for comment although it is safe to say that he has no fucking clue who this joker is but will gladly accept any and all gifts and lock them in his safe. “Code has been changed to 5,4,3,2,1, but don’t tell Don Jr., he’s a disappointment.” 🤣

[cassie1022]

[wtfmodelmayhem]

“Telling stories through photography, narrative thematic emotional or just whimsy. powerful photos. I think more important than style is being aware of the literal nature of the image or its content.”

Oh, brother. “Powerful photos?” More like “appalling photos.”

This dude sucks.

And just to be clear, I didn’t crop the heads/faces off of the photos. This dicktard did it himself.

Bass Media has been on Mayhem for ten years. That’s the best he has to show for a decade of work. Douche.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/TrueBass

[long-live-joshad]

[samdirector24]

Plans for Today

I'm gonna be spending the day eating ramen, watching SU and AT, and enjoying this rainy day. Take that, Orange Douche Nozzle.

[tom-hiddleston-imagines]

The sad part was he wasn't even a douche nozzle as you put it. He was a nice guy, but when I think about, sometimes it seemed like the only thing he wanted to do and the one time we discussed it, I told him I was uncomfortable with it and he wanted to know why, even though he knew why (body issues). I said I didn't want to talk about it, but he insisted. Eventually he started to laugh and even made me cry. No way in hell I'm giving myself to that guy.

He was though because he started to laugh about your insecurities and even if was to loosen you up, it was a very poor execution strategy. He showed his true colors because how can he laugh when you are pouring your heart and soul out to him? No one should do that. Trust me nonnie, I had a relationship like that and that single moment made me realize he isn’t worth my time. Not when he doesn’t take you seriously.

-CJB

[la-knight]

I hope you saw @bookavid's post about you. You need to stop taking ten thousand years to bash everything fucking bitch.

Yeah, I did, because someone else reblogged it. See, I can’t see her stuff anymore from her blog because for some reason (you guys who keep spamming my fucking inbox, maybe?) she blocked me, even though I haven’t spoken to her at all since this whole stupid thing started. So now I’m unable to reblog her hilarious text posts or her very useful book recommendation posts. Now someone I have a lot of respect for hates me.

So thanks for that. I don’t know what anyone fucking told her because all I’ve done is tell people to leave her alone and stop calling her names, but she blocked me and now I’m down several insights into book recommendations. Since I live under a damn rock, I only find out about books from Goodreads and Tumblr. So thanks for that. So much.

Now fuck off. Go watch the news. Be useful to the hunted and injured Floridians and stop pestering me.