#douchebros

[jephanz]

This essay is entitled "Being a Short Woman in a City"

Walking to the library I see a group of 15+ guys coming the other way. They're all wearing mirrored sunglasses, shorts, pukka shell type necklaces. I walk close to the wall so I'm not having to push through the group.

The guys are either too busy chatting to see they are taking up the entire footpath or they are idiots.

The two guys at the front are about to draw level with me. The guy closest is gonna hit me unless he moves over, I can't fucking Kitty Pride my ass into the wall.

The guy is making no effort to move so I just stop and stand still. He crashes straight into me to a chorus of "Oohhhh!!" from his NPC looking brethren

"Woah wha-" he looks at me like I just spat in Tom Hardy's face

"Use your eyes mate."

I keep walking and hear all kinds of "did you see that/can you believe her/what's her problem?"

[ardwynna]

How do certain guys figure it makes any sense to be sitting around on their unwashed, unimpressive, mediocre asses and demanding that a 'perfect ten' land in their lap and love them for their personality. Your personality is you're a shallow, lazy, no-good sack of shit who thinks women only matter for their looks.

[the-riff-compels-me]

It's a Christmas miracle.

[wannabeemoprincess]

Thinking your shitty and unoriginal joke is some how above criticism or any sort of analysis actually makes you the snowflake, bitch.

[bendibionica]

#cantsleep And here is an excerpt from a message I received recently from a friend of the dickface who tried to break into my apartment and kill me two years ago, and traumatized me for life. This is his friend fucking defending him. Listen to what he says. Go to a therapist. Surgery changed you. The part about sending me to jail. And why would he be so willing to talk to me, do you think? MAYBE BECAUSE HE FUCKING STALKED ME, YOU TURD. WHAT DO YOU GET OUT IF SENDING ME THESE MESSAGES??? This was posted publicly for two hours and then he removed it. I am protecting his identity for no good reason. #sickofthisshit #victimblaming #fuckyoudude #douchebros

[samriedel]

Microaggressions Are Real

Genderfluidity provokes contempt. || Sam Riedel

Friday column’s up. Some dude on Twitter was mocking trigger warnings and I wasn’t having any of it, so this is my rare “fuck you in particular” article.

Bonus material: he won’t get out of my Twitter mentions with his shitty, Gen X anti-trans discourse. Because of course he won’t.

[shellfish-astronaut-blog]

Pipecleaner

[i-am-legend-1111]

Pro tip:

When you’re out and getting unwanted attention, start talking about menstruation. It’s the douchebro equivalent of garlic for vampires.