gay, disabled, immigrant

Bi, NB, she/they YouTube.com/c/flykiwi Tiktok @_flyingkiwi_

[jephanz]

I took a dose of beecham's cough syrup on an empty stomach and now my tummy has the uncomfies

[sovietnam]

[thickness-protection-program]

Hold on I gotta try something brb

[thickness-protection-program]

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[jephanz]

This sample sizes two small, I'm going to need a bunch more of you penis havors to try this.

You know, for science

[drunkenmantis]

Things you could read instead of Harry Potter

I found this helpful Blog entry recommending a good variety of books you could pick up and read instead of that one Wizard school thing. Check it out for yourself here I will most likely look into "Shades of Magic" by Schwab from that list. I can also recommend Books like The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman or The Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins (even though those do not have magic in them, the series itself is written so well, it is one of my personal all time favs and one of the first series i picked up in english instead of my native language)

[jephanz]

If you're so desperate for 'supposedly unremarkable boy goes to wizard school' might I recommend King Killer Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss?

[drunkenmantis]

I'll be blocking people who still indulge in that terfs bullshit in 2026

[jephanz]

I work for the same company that is making the new series on another social media team and genuinely everyone's main KPIs are watch time and revenue so DO NOT watch it, even to hate watch it, because every view tells them that people want this show and are happy/excited about it.

They are forcing us to post crossovers in non-wizarding world IP because they want as many eyeballs as possible on wizarding world posts

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[conversation16]

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

[conversation16]

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Pussy Post

[jephanz]

I fractured my ribs and didn't know until a day later because "it hurts less than my period so it can't be that bad"

The only reason I went to see someone about it was because I went to work the day after the injury happened and I wasn't able to push the 110kg gear trolley through the woods at a jog like normal, I would make it 4 or 5 steps at a walk then have to stop to breathe through the pain & shortness of breath, and that gave me warning bells NOT THE PAIN OF FRACTURED RIBS

[jephanz]

Nothing says "queer love" quite like the polycule harmonising to Chapel Roan at karaoke

[tarragonthedragon]

playing trivia games as a nonamerican introduces a real element of chaos because sometimes the super easy beginner questions are like what was the top selling brand of toilet paper in texarkana in 1972 and sometimes the hardest questions will be like oh no a super tricky one for you: what country are dutch people from?

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ fenjaminfranklin (he/him).

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I criticize jk Rowling do not assume I always hated Harry Potter. I knitted hogwarts house scarves. I got my first binder to dress as Draco Malfoy for Halloween. I reread the books multiple times. I read probably every pottermore article there was at the time.

I’m not here to validate your smug feelings about not liking a children’s book series 20 years ago. I’m here to discourage others from spending money on it and to give myself and others words and space to work through some feelings. I’m a trans person that made Harry Potter one of my cornerstone interests. One of my favorite things. I’m not some cis person doing cope.

Harry Potter was a big thing. Like. Big in a way that’s difficult to fully understand. It still is. If you were caught up in it during your formative years it’s normal to need to process all of the horrid things now associated with it.

Having to burn down the house you grew up in is going to be hard even if it turns out that the house was always rotten from the inside out. Even if it turns out that the foundation was made of straw. But the destruction and deconstruction must happen if one hopes to move on and move forward. That’s why I talk about it at all.

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[jephanz]

I was an early childhood teacher when lockdown happened so I was just at home on furlough and able to be left to my own devices. I found myself just naturally staying up until about 3:00 a.m. then going to sleep and waking up at 10:00 or 11:00 each day. Spending the day doing what I wanted to and doing my biological rhythms at a timing and pace that was responsive to my body instead of responsive to my teaching schedule.

Omg I was thriving.

[baba-o-riledup]

chag sameach

[homunculus-argument]

I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

[lgbtiba]

i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.

[jephanz]

How very ADHD coded of you

[what-even-is-thiss]

Museums not giving stolen artifacts and bodies back is bonkers. Like what if someone from China went into Arlington cemetery and dug up JFK’s dead body and took him and his eternal flame back to China and refused to give him back like that would be pretty messed up and kind of weird right like put John back that’s not where he goes but that’s basically what the British museum does every day

[what-even-is-thiss]

Imagine if somebody went into all the Catholic Churches in your area and cut out all of their stained glass windows to display in a sterile white room 5,000 miles away like that’s the level of ridiculousness we’re dealing with here. Those aren’t your windows, man. What the fuck.

[teaboot]

I love it when women tell me they just finalized their divorce. ESPECIALLY older women. The correct response is always “congratulations” and they always seem so pleasantly surprised, they just seem to light right up and talk about how happy they are, what their plans are, how well they’re doing. I’ve only ever met like 1 person who was upset to be divorced and it was a middle-aged dude. Second most exciting is young men. A 25 year old guy says he just got divorced and you go “congratulations” and he SMILES? You KNOW there’s a story. I love it. People should get divorced more

[jephanz]

I just got my final consent order approved, I'm about to be divorced AND get back all the money I paid towards his mortgage.

The only downside is I can no longer lure in one night stands with "Hey, wanna fuck someone else's wife?". That did solid numbers in my non-polyam circles