#downs1de

[trickheaven]

@downs1de in response to porn

                              "OH, PLEASE, porn never dies, Sam! Especially not the bestsellers I direct. So! I'll give you creative leeway. A historical setting with a bunch of oiled-up gladiators, maybe? Kinky stuff in a sex dungeon? A bit more focused on the female audience with romance and candles? What shall it be?"

[qapsiel]

House: *blows on his eyes* (cheats on the staring contest)

*explodes the lightbulb over House's head with his blink*

[d1rtgrubz]

"I'm pretty sure fabric is, like, really nutritious. Everyone talks about fruits having fabrics in them and it's a proven scientific fact that fruits are nutritious, so."

[nerditudes]

@downs1de

"Have you been up all night playing car soccer?" He knew what the game was called, but preferred to boil it down to it's base form. A weird soccer game his partner was obsessed with. Whatever got his dopamine going and kept him away from substance abuse.

"Do you plan to sleep or should I make some coffee?"

[rebuiltmyselfa]

✿ one for each? :3

send  a  ✿  for  two  headcanons  about  our  muses  relationship!  -  selectively  accepting.

house:

odie watches youtube essays on video games house likes, even if they're not the kind she really plays herself. when she knows a little about the lore, she makes him little cross stitches or crochet cushion covers relating to it.

at first, odie thought house wouldn't really like her beyond physical desire, sometimes feeling anxious that maybe that's all he was interested in. she appreciates when he takes the time to do small things that reassure her that he actually likes her as she is, and she says i love you first after one such gesture.

sam:

odie loves theme parks, anytime she and sam are near one she asks him to go with it. it's not even just rides, she loves exploring and seeing everything on offer and just getting to exist and be excited and a little immature. she thinks he deserves that experience too, and she always gets him a pin from the gift shop for his bag.

odie insists on linking arms with sam anytime they're walking somewhere together. she says otherwise he might lose her in the crowd, but really it's just a subtle excuse to be touchy feely with him. on occasion when they stop to look at something, she'll tug him down by his shirt for a surprise kiss.

[threecardtrick]

@downs1de for medical malpractice in the morning !

"Dr. House," he greets, with his signature professional tone. "And what case is on the docket today — and what particular brand of medical malpractice will we be attempting today?" Thomas had been hired to manage all of the cases in the hospital, and yet somehow, one single man seemed to provide more work than all the rest. Maybe that's why this particular position at the hospital had come so lucratively compensated... and he'd been hired on so quick.

[theirmadness]

for @downs1de, from here. ♡

does she miss that attitude of his? maybe just a little. it doesn't matter, though, because without saying anything, she tiptoes so she could press a kiss on his cheek, her hand lingering on his arm. it's his birthday, so he deserves a little bit of affection. even if he might say otherwise, himself. ❝ some things are worth being fired over. ❞

the kiss, or the attitude? she'll let him ponder on that.

[therelentless]

they should be friends

EXCUSE ME. we have a meeting to arrange!