#dr google

[myhyperfixationpalace]

so I had the brilliant idea of checking my blood test results online and guess what the answer is tumor sorry to let you down robby

[aus-bloke]

Yup Dr AI Google money saver.

[averagetrash9]

hey dr google, what do i do when i have multiple mysterious symptoms that look suspiciously like a chronic illness but i need to know what kind. also currently it feel like i have no muscles anymore and my leg bones are stacked on top of each other and it hurts pretty bad. also im a broke and have no access to an actual doctor.

*click click click click*

[YOU HAVE CANCER]

thanks doc.

[the-archenlandian-court]

Me at the doctors: I think I have an infection

Doctor: Why do you think you have an infection?

Me: I noticed there was *insert symptom*

Doctor: And why do you think that means you have an infection?

Me: *looks at her in gen z, the internet generation*

Doctor: *waiting*

Me: *definitely looked it up on google*

Doctor: *waiting*

Med intern: *definitely knows I looked it up on google*

Doctor: *still waiting*

Me: …… just a hunch

[x-rainbow-feelings-x]

Dr. Google says it's gay, lmao i love how it's using ao3 as a source 😂

[cranquis]

TSK: Dr Webb Strikes Again

Hey, I'm actually proud that this 20-something male knew his symptoms weren't "just a UTI", and googled enough to self-diagnose prostatitis...

Too bad his web search hadn't mentioned the rather... invasive... physical exam maneuver that the urgent care doctor would need to do to clinch the diagnosis.

[veterinaryshitposting]

"I already know what's wrong with my dog. I Googled it but I want a second opinion"

and you want that from me? not Yahoo or Bing?

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