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how are y’all? Also, a question: what are your favorite experiences with mercs?
I'm doing okay! My favorite experience with a Merc is a tie between the time a traded a scalpel with a Medic for [REDACTED] and the many good conversations I've had with Pyros in sign language!
-Dr Seraphin
nobody ever told me how mercs just seem to instictively connect with fps protagonists but its really cute! my boyfriend is a space marine stationed on mars who was really torn up after losing his previous pet and he really seems to have a great relationship with his new service soldier. youd think hed get tired of being woken up by a loud “UP AND AT EM MAGGOT” every morning but hes really gotten attached to the little guy and regularly takes him out to kill imps
Awww, well I don't know what an "pfs" is but I'm glad your Boyfriend is getting help from his Service Soldier :)
Aight aight where the fuck is "here". Also I ain't a fuckin rabbit. Droppin a box on me and shit. What the hell - FLEX
Here is where Dr. Frost has a Challenge for You!! :))
*slides bomb pasta to Flex*
Eat All of This and You Might Get a Chance to Talk to Frost
-This is gonna be Fun :D, Dr Seraphin
hey so if I were to maybe hypothetically um, have an engineer who is super focused on trying to give me bionic legs (I have totally fine legs) what would I do since I would like to keep my legs
Leaving is always a good Solution! Although, if the Engineer is accompanied by a Medic er,,, Your legs might not Work as Well as you Think they do
-Good Luck, Dr. Seraphin
[LEAKED VIDEO RECORDING, TRANSLATED FOR VIEWER BENEFIT]
Dr. Seraphin: ....Why does it feel like there's less fungus around here?
Dr. Seraphin look around for mold on the walls. There is mold on the walls but less than usual. Dr. Seraphin goes to Dr. Spaghetti, the Head Researcher for Heavies. Dr. Seraphin signs, 'Hey Noodles? Do you know why there's less fungus around?' Dr. Spaghetti shrugs.
Dr. Spaghetti: I think Bungus left for a bit. That might be why there's less mushrooms.
Dr. Seraphin signs the letters 'O' and 'H'.
Dr. Spaghetti: Honestly, Bungus not being around here feels like a BREAK. No threats to turn people into gold, no spiders watching your every move. I like i-
The ground rumbles as Dr. Bungus breaks through the floor. This knocks Dr. Spaghetti and Dr. Seraphin three feet backward.
Dr. Bungus: I'm not gone forever! I'm just taking an interdimensional vacation! I hope you don't miss me too much!!
Dr. Bungus goes back into the hole. The ground seals when Dr. Bungus is fully below the ground.
Hi’ I’ve got a Pyro who seems to prefer being maskless when they’re around their mercs. They keep it on around strangers, or when they’re feeling threatened, and it seems like they only take it off when they’re comfortable. Still, should I be worried? Is this unhealthy behaviour?
Hi! Under all Circumstances a Pyro will NOT attempt to remove their Mask. And no Mercs will attempt to remove their mask. What you have is Either a Spy who's VERY committed to their Disguise or some other Merc who likes a fireproof suit.
-Thanks for asking, Dr. Seraphin
(Anon with accidental gathering of pyros)
Oh thank you for specifying, I definitely want the safer option here so I’ll set them roast their own marshmallows, I’ll keep an eye out for fires and keep the fire department on speed dial but besides that I’ll update if anything notable happens!
^u^ Enjoy Watching the Huddah!
-Dr. Seraphin
Are merc-human hybrids normal? I found one at random
*holds up merc-human hybrid creature.*
*eye twitch*
That is not a thing! Human-Merc hybrids don't exist! Hahah, That is probably a Spy. Now get out of here before the other researchers try to research Mancotis-Hu- I mean- before the other researchers try to study the Probably-Spy.
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