#drunk alone

[luna-lilium-nineteenth]

Can I please be inserted into my favourite fictional stories already, please? Okay? Thanks

[littleurbanlegend]

My mom: So you going to do anything productive today? Me: I'm probably going to drink an entire bottle of wine and not wear pants.  My mom: I don't even know why I bother calling.

Real conversation that just happened with my mother

[comeasyouare96]

Fuck fellas idk, didn't know the cure sounds different when you're drunk at 2:27am

[angelicameetepash]

[fullnightchild98]

Smokin up and missing you

[cataractluna]

"Don’t go outside. You’re obviously going through some weird shit right now, and the best way to handle it is to bury it deep down inside and smother it with sweet, sweet alcohol. Going outside only invites other people into the miserable sideshow that is your life."

The internet

[yikes-in-the-yard]

You know you are drunk when you hum the Jurassic park theme song while taking your phone out of your bra... oh well!!

[bigdreams2287]

I just had half of .... Half a bottle of white whine...wine. And now I'm watching Samantha beeeeeeee and trying not to b...peee my pants. .... Typing is hard when you are dry k...drunk. Lol, everything is funny. Hello buzzzzzzzzzs