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ravenclaw, dropping off gryffindor: have a safe trip home

gryffindor: can't guarantee that

ravenclaw, driving off: then die

Gryffindor: What are some things that turn on?

Ravenclaw: Did you forget the word “you”, or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?

the houses at a zoo

peacock: *lifts their feathers up*

slytherin: woah haha it wants to mate with you !

gryffindor, starting to take off their shirt: its not my ideal type but i can work with it

hufflepuff, hiding behind ravenclaw's back: TAKE THAT BACK, SLY, TAKE IT BACK

ravenclaw, highly amused: wait not yet though, i wanna see what happens next

ravenclaw: so i was like-

gryffindor: ur mom

ravenclaw: gryffindor please you’ve been doing this for 2 weeks straight give it a break

gryffindor: ur mom couldn’t

hufflepuff: what did you eat for breakfast?

gryffindor: i devoured the unborn >:)

hufflepuff, scandalized: WH AT

ravenclaw, sighing: i made them eggs

hufflepuff, at the bookstore: slytherin's 10 minutes late?? where are they??

*in the groupchat*

betterthangryffindor: fuck i'm ten minutes late

betterthangryffindor: what if i annoyed them so much that they forgot about me being late

betterthanslytherin: BRILLIANT IDEA

ravenclaw__: ARE YOU TWO SERIOUS

gryffinclaw dynamics ²

ravenclaw after robbing a bank: so who's in charge of the getaway car

gryffindor: shit it's me

ravenclaw: ...and where is it?

gryffindor, calling an uber: uh just like wait 5 minutes it's coming

gryffindor: hey ravenclaw what do you call a man with a rubber toe

ravenclaw:

gryffindor:

ravenclaw: it's roberto isn't it

gryffindor: YEAH IT WAS LMAO HAHAAKLDSGJLKJ

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