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gryffindor, trying to flirt: your bracelet makes you look like a ,,,,, prisoner?

hufflepuff:

gryffindor: OF LOVE !!!! PRISONER OF LOVE !!!! FROM ME- WAIT

slytherin, watching from afar: oh my god

the houses at a zoo

peacock: *lifts their feathers up*

slytherin: woah haha it wants to mate with you !

gryffindor, starting to take off their shirt: its not my ideal type but i can work with it

hufflepuff, hiding behind ravenclaw's back: TAKE THAT BACK, SLY, TAKE IT BACK

ravenclaw, highly amused: wait not yet though, i wanna see what happens next

gryffindor, pulling out a knife: i got this

hufflepuff: NO NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE SOLVED WITH A KNIFE

gryffindor, pulling out another knife: i know, that’s why i brought two knives

hufflepuff: what do you like to do for fun?

gryffindor: i stalk

hufflepuff: …oh uh well i like watching movies and sleeping

gryffindor: oh i know

hufflepuff: can i get a hoYAAA

ravenclaw: no.

hufflepuff:

hufflepuff sitting in the great hall a few hours later, talking with gryffindor: i’ve never experienced anything more traumatic in my life

*at the hospital*

hufflepuff: how did i get here??

gryffindor: you passed out from laughing too hard at your own joke

slytherin: ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ

hufflepuff: ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ

gryffindor, running towards them at full speed to give them hugs: OH YEAH

hufflepuff, coaxing gryffindor after they pranked slytherin: what do you say to slytherin?

gryffindor: i'm sorr-

gryffindor: so- sor-

hufflepuff:

slytherin:

gryffindor: i'm sorry you couldn't handle my swag

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