#duck tw

[fandima-moved-read-pinned]

benson.

[noodles-07]

I know a whole-ass person who was born literal years after this video was released

[notafrogblog]

Pics I took on a walk a couple days ago (unedited btw):

[yo-what-the-duck]

hazardous arsonistic duck™

[personinlovewiththeimpossible]

So my mom makes homemade cream puffs once a year in December for dessert on a holiday (usually Christmas, Christmas Eve, or New Years Eve) so it’s always like a specially treat when we get them and this year all the cream puffs looked kinda like small rubber duckies? Like they all kinda looked duck shaped? Very cute

[fishiest-fish]

Vibe check

[squish-squish-fall-in-love]

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Bubble bath! ^^ No d/d//l/g or kink even if you are “sfw” (source) https://instagram.com/p/BbSfi4QHpJA/

[notafrogblog]

the word is uhhh bicycle

i pick bicycle because that's the word i lost the spelling bee on in fourth grade. placed second at regionals. spelled it "bycicle". still mildly upset eight years later. can you tell i also should be sleeping right now

Bike is short for bicycle, mike is short for micycle do you like my joke I stole it from a tumblr post I saw three months ago, I should be sleeping too right now but the fic I’m reading is too enticing and I will take any excuse to not go to sleep. Also bikes are cool I used to be able to bike to a duck pond from my old house and we fed ducks bread which is bad for ducks actually I feel mildly guilty about how I may have indirectly led to the illness of a local mallard duck