#dumb headcannons

[wheretheresawillsolacetheresaway]

PJO sexualities headcannons

Percy: Straight (I'm so sorry its just his energy)

Annabeth: Straight

Piper: Lesbian

Jason: Dead

Nico: Gay

Leo: Bi

Hazel: Bi

Frank: Pan

Will: Gay

Grover: Bi-Curious

Connor Stoll: Bi

Travis Stoll: Bi

Katie Gardener: Bi

Cecil: Bi

Lou Ellen: Bi

Miranda Gardiner: Bi

Julia Feingold: Lesbian

[dracothegalaxyferret]

Wanted to make this a comic, but don't have the time, so here it is in chat form

Scorpius: (at the healers) *holding Albus* Guess what he did.

Scorpius: We were standing on the balcony, and my owl fell off the railing

Scorpius: So he jumped off to save her

Healer:

Healer: But it's an owl

Healer: It can fly

Healer:

Scorpius: Yeah

Scorpius: He forgot

Healer:

Scorpius:

Albus:

Draco:

Harry:

Ginny:

Astoria:

Yoda:

Scorpius: Anyways how much will it cost to heal the 26 bones he broke

[sammygiddings]

Who the UD kids would play as in D&D headcannons

Chris - He’d be the DM hand’s down, and he’d be a vicious one, throwing everything he had at them. There would be some favoritism for Ashley’s character, and he’d give her the best personal storyline. Also, he’d constantly be arguing with Josh cause he wants advantage on everything.

Ashley - She’d be a Drow Rouge. She’d love being so sneaky and stealing everyone’s shit. Plus, Drows have an abusive society, so she’d relate to that and try to play her character as True Neutral instead of Neutral Evil, cause even victims deserve friends and love

Sam - She’d be a Halfling Ranger. She’s super into nature and so would excel in it. She’d have a wolf companion name’d Fluffy that she would ride into battle, and would play as Neutral Good.

Matt - He’d be a Dwarf Cleric. All he wants to do is help people, so naturally he’s the teams healer. He’d worship Moradin, and as a dwarf would be the black smith of the team, often making his friends (mostly Mike) awesome weapons. He’d play as Lawful Good. He’d mostly have to heal Emily since she wouldn’t have a ton of HP. Him and Sam’s character get along the best out of everyone and be the teams “parents” trying to keep them all in line and from doing something stupid.

Josh - he’d be a Tiefling Warlock. High Charisma and bad ass dark magic??? perfect for him. He’d be one of the heavy hitters on the team, and constantly want the final blow. He’d play as Chaotic Neutral. He’d also play his character as pinning for Sam’s character, but then would constantly sleep with other people. He’d also be best friends with Ashley’s character. He’d barter with Chris a lot, wanting to do impossible things and saying, “if i get a natural 20 you have to let me”.

Jess - Half-Elf Bard, hands down, she’d be a bard. She would mostly play support for her team. She’s more useful as a negotiator than a fighter. Jess would also inspire everyone, and she’d actually sing while they were playing. She’d play as Chaotic Good, and would sleep with everyone and anyone who was willing. (mostly Josh and Emily)

Emily - Half-Elf Sorcerer. Another powerhouse of the team, but she’d need a lot of healing, and would tend to stay in the back and attack from far away. She’d play as Chaotic Neutral. She and Jess’s characters would be BFF’s and often look out for each other more than anyone else.

Mike - Barbarian Half- Orc. He’d be the heavy hitter in the group, wanting to get close and personal with fighting. Him and Josh would constantly be competing to see who could get the final blow. He’d technically be “Chaotic Neutral” but his playing style would fall more in line with Chaotic Good, cause Mike is secretly a nice guy. He’d also be best friends with Sam’s wolf.

[spazztrapavacado]

Ace Attorney headcannons part 9:

The scar on Kristoph's hand was from an accident when he was very young, probably caused by something fittingly childish for a young boy to do like going somewhere he doesn't belong or provoking a notoriously mean neighborhood dog. It nearly went all the way through his hand and took a long time to heal, what's worse, he was in so much trouble when he got home he was hardly allowed to do anything but clean and read for weeks. -unkmowingly worsening his trauma from the whole experience-

From then on he was set on being perfect, the alarming change seen as a good one by his caretaker and not put to therapy even though he didn't act like himself anymore. An intense fear of being in trouble made him enjoy cleaning and reading as a coping mechanism and start to adopt the mannerisms we see him with in the game.

And that's why his scarred hand twitches when he is in risk of being caught, but not his other hand.

[poochiepuppy]

I've been playing the Naruto Ninja Storm games again and all my dumb SasuHina headcannons are flooding back to me. I used to write fanfics about how Hiashi put Hinata in an arranged marriage with Sasuke after Naruto married Sakura so they could develop the ultimate eyes, but they were both very awkward and had a hard time understanding each other, but they would slowly learn things about each other that they found super cute. Like Hinata loved how the super strong Sasuke never ate his tomatos, and Sasuke thought Hinata was a giant pushover until he almost stepped on her sunflowers and she almost lost it. Iono, I just loved the thought of people learning to love each other rather than end up with an idolized idea of their childhood crush.

[msredrum666]

if Simmons ever got amnesia, it would be fine because the first time he sees Grif smoking he would just scream ‘I fucking told you to quit that! Those are my lungs you asshole!’

His deep rooted frustration towards Grif would bring his memories snapping back.

[cowboygothpit]

head cannon for modern fenris: he plays soccer 

[milkylot]

Please consider the possibility of older Gaz with longer hair.