#earnest

[iloveplayrehersal]

Shout out to this lil goof (Earnest) I low-key wish he was there more

[wastingyourgum]

Rhys Darby was the "lucky" audience member given a plum role in "...Earnest?" at the Underbelly at the Edinburgh Fringe today. Rosie took some pics and kindly shared them with us! Doesn't he look lovely?!

Rosie said on her IG: "Family theatre outing! Although we didn't mean to end up watching @rhysiedarby ...again. Earnest @underbellyedinburgh is brilliant. As things go wrong audience help...its super funny and has a way of bringing the audience together as a team. And props to the kid who ended up getting the entire theatre to do a piano man singalong."

[katsvukii]

cat named Mojave…….

[br00k1ynns-wif3]

“hey Sydney are you doing anything after this??”

[rainboopz]

This is Earnest! He's a Moral Compass being that is looking for his lost person 🔭❤️‍🩹 He's got a starry ship, and he's also super nice!!! Close-up of the most beautiful man in the dreaming universe is below~

[swan2swan]

The "we couldn't cast this character" gag is a rare and precious gag that gets me every time.

[canisbrutus]

Earnest Jones HCs 🍃

(retches)

alright hear me out

this man is pretty damn mid outside of his (cough) convincing personality

he's not particularly smart or clever. he just knows how to maintain the appearance of being a Leader

does he care for his friends? loosely. but its moreso a pride thing. their successes are His successes because he's such a guiding figure in their lives

even if hes outspoken about his distaste for some of their interests, like Theater and the Arts

melvin does most of the plotting for him in all honesty. he'd be lost without his grotto mastermind

that being said earnest Was head of the debate club for some time.

this boy debates like a conservative he sounds like Muskrat. bouncing around using big words switching topics that only loosely fit together. he sucks.

the debate club was disbanded after earnest was frankly humiliated onstage.

how, you may ask?

context first. gary often refers to him as a muppet

called him anything from bert to earnie to elmo. but mostly kermit the frog

and well. earnest's favorite band was talking heads.

so one night in the auditorium, big event, an opponent from the next school over. full audience. petey gave gary the great idea of pulling out a projector. and playing that kermit the frog cover of once in a lifetime on the curtain behind earnest and his opponent

thad was howling. so was cornelius. bucky was recording. beatice almost pissed herself. algie Did.

earnest got so so so red he shouted obscenities at the audience and fled the stage within one minute, forfeiting the match and promptly disbanding the club out of dishonor.

everyone in school knows the lyrics to once in a lifetime now

and they never let him live that down

constantinos did The Walk behind him onstage during his class president speech

anyway unrelated to that whole thing. that laptop in the nerd lair at dragon's wing comics belongs to him

and dear god its full of so much porn. jimmy took one look and decided he needed to wash his hands after nudging the trackpad

if bully took place a few years later earnest would print out pepe the frog memes and hang a kekistan flag in his room.

this guy sucks

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