#egges

[fops-enjoyer]

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[towards-liberation]

egge the forbidden food mixes well with: cheese, sugar, flour, butter, mustard mixes poorly with: everything else, including more egge

[sketches--of--the--scenery]

Eggs to Fry

the sequel

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Am I, too, an egg to fry? Is no one safe from this decline? Should we mere mortals feign resist the coming grasp of frying discs submit ourselves, in the pan to sizzle as we fry alone?

[keepingitneutral]

‘Moss Cake,’ The tactile pleasure of a mossy green layer cake.

Ingredients:

1 1/2 c. shortening or unsalted butter, at room temperature

1 1/2 c. sugar

6 eggs

2 tsp. vanilla

4 Tbs. lemon juice

zest of two lemons

2 c. nettle puree (or spinach puree) - see below

4 c. flour

4 tsp. baking powder

1/2 tsp. salt

Directions:

Preheat your oven to 325F and prepare 2 (9”) cake pans and 1 smaller pan (any shape) by lightly greasing and dusting with flour. Cut out a circle of parchment paper to fit the bottom and grease it as well.

In a large bowl, cream the shortening and the sugar. Add the eggs, one at a time, until they are well combined. Add the vanilla, lemon juice, and lemon zest and mix well. Add the nettle puree.

In another bowl, sift the flour, baking powder, and salt. Mix well, then mix into the nettle mixture.

Pour into baking pans and bake until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, or about 25 minutes.

Ingredients:

1 c. shortening or butter, at room temperature

1/4 tsp. salt (if using unsalted butter or shortening)

1 Tbs. ground fresh Douglas Fir needles

1 1/2 Tbs. grapefruit juice

4-5 cups powdered sugar (1 lb.)

Directions:

Cream the shortening, salt, and fir needles until smooth and creamy. Add 4 cups powdered sugar and mix at low speed until incorporated to make a stiff dough.

Add the grapefruit juice and mix until smooth. Assess the consistency and add more powdered sugar or grapefruit juice as desired.

To ice and decorate the cake, first allow it to cool completely. With a long bread knife, trim the tops of the cake so that they are flat. Place one cake onto a serving plate and place strips of waxed paper around the cake for easier clean up later.

Spread a layer of frosting over the top of the cake, then carefully set the other cake on top. At this point it can be helpful to place the cake in the fridge for an hour or so for it to firm up. Meanwhile, crumble the scraps from the tops of the cake and the smaller extra cake into coarse crumbs using your hands or a food processor.

Spread the rest of the frosting over the entire cake and press the crumbs into the surface to look like moss. Remove the strips of waxed paper and serve!

Notes:

1. To make stinging nettle puree, pick off all of the leaves (wear gloves!), then boil them for a couple of minutes. Strain and immediately plunge into an ice bath to cool. Puree the cooked leaves into a smooth paste in your blender - you may need to add 1 Tbs. of water to get them to grind properly. To make a spinach puree, just blend raw baby spinach leaves in the blender with enough water to get them to form a smooth puree.

2. Make sure to note the lower baking temperature of this cake. Baking it at a lower temperature for longer helps it retain the fresh green color.

3. If you are unable to forage or purchase stinging nettle, spinach works just as well! And don’t worry about your cake tasting like salad - the green veggies add a very subtle flavor that is accented nicely by the bright citrus. You’ll barely notice them.

Credit: Miss Wondersmith

[caspiajackmanson]

On the photographer's kitchen bench are two cloth coasters. One is shaped like a blue coffee cup and holds a double-walled coffee glass full of latte. The other is closer to us and out of sharp focus, holding a small yellow and red condiment bowl. In it are four halves of jammy soft-boiled eggs sprinkled with Tajin seasoning.

I have not been well, and have been eating rather unhealthily, as my body craved, for a couple of weeks. Lots of carbs, lots of sugary sports drinks for energy and electrolytes (I was SO dehydrated). I am finally getting well again, so here is the sort of food I try to eat regularly.

[caspiajackmanson]

[food] We are looking at a small condiment bowl with four halves of soft-boiled egg in it; the yolks are a bit jammy. The bowl is a dark yellow, red and white, and sits on the photographer's kitchen bench. On top of the egg halves Tajin seasoning is sprinkled; it's a Mexican seasoning tasting of mild chili and lime. The photo is focused right on the centre of the eggs, so the ones close to us are blurry and a small pile of seasoning on an egg near the middle of the bowl is clear.

[caspiajackmanson]

[food]

Back To My Usual Breakfast (Jammy Eggs)

On the photographer's kitchen bench are three cloth coasters with crockery on top. Nearest to us is a small flat bowl with four halves of jammy soft-boiled eggs flecked with black and white truffle salt. The bowl is edited to be black and white, as opposed to the rest of the picture in colour.

Behind that is a double-walled coffee glass containing latte, and a heavy hand-blown glass tumbler with green decorations containing a milk, mango, yoghurt and protein smoothie.

After a week of Covid where I avoided dairy, I'm back to my usual breakfast.