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Dr. Iplier: Hey bro change your battery in the smoke alarm

Wilford: ?

Dr. Iplier: The smoke alarm beep went off it means change the battery in it

Wilford: That noise wasn't the smoke alarm that was the hallway it always makes that sound

Be guided by the Soul and not driven by ego.

Anti, to JJ: I hate you.

Dark: *picks on JJ*

Anti: YOU LAY ONE MORE FUCKING FINGER ON HIM AND I’LL BLOW YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS OFF, YOU EMO BITCH!!!

Yancy: Youse need to stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English, it’s confusing.

Illinois: I swear to the heavens, if’t be true thee sayeth one more word, I’ll yeet thee across this cubiculo.

Yancy: What the fuck.

Damien: have you seen the DA?

Ben, realizing he doesn’t know what gender the DA is: the mattress Y/N is not here at the moment

Damien: ... mattress?

Ben: I couldn’t remember if there’s a neutral word for master/mistress so I panicked

Henrik: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Chase: My name is Chase with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life.

Jackie: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Chase: Hm?

Marvin: Where’s the B?

Chase: THERE’S A BEE?

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