#eli c

[porcelainvino]

otherkin lighthouse eli c

[1908jmd]

[love-that-we-were-in]

i’m thinking about them so here are some brody and the gays headcanons @solli @imogenlefay

Eli C:

deeply average. i mean, he has no particular talents whatsoever. he gets average grades (his best subject is physics) and his fashion sense is pretty standard - t-shirts and jeans and sneakers mostly. he’s just the most average guy you can imagine

he introduced sebastian and elaine to each other because elaine was in desperate need of a roommate (fic coming soon about this bc i miss elastian roommates

his last name is Collins (see: deeply average)

bisexual king

elaine:

rollerblades with dani

majored in gender/women’s studies at louisville probably

has just as big of an ego as seb but is less annoying with it

can’t cook rice

favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla - this becomes a very heated debate during grocery runs

regularly pretends to be peoples fake partner for kicks and minor things in exchange (eg scratchers and an ani defranco tee)

adam:

swiftie

allergic to citrus

has somehow always avoided the fate of being designated driver even though he doesn’t tend to drink

had a 1D phase. idk what to tell you. his ringtone was little things for a long while

introduces brody to the rest bc that makes the most sense. he’s the only who met brody in canon

dani:

will regularly disappear without telling anyone where she’s going

like completely drop of the grid. one time she just left to backpack south america. she came back bc she missed her guitar and was worried they would sell it

drags elliot into a meeting with the rest of the gang bc she accidentally double-booked

makes excellent apple pie & adam loves her for it

chandler:

was barred from visiting sebastian and elaine’s apartment at one point bc he kept breaking things by accident

has a cat in ohio named clive

thinks sebastian is an idiot for not going into performing. no one else actively agrees bc sebastian can pay his bills on time

also had a 1D phase. his favourite song steal your girl bc he was in deep denial

probably liked percy jackson

elliot:

honestly i don’t think i have any??

sebastian:

can’t swim

swiftie (fav album is reputuation bc it’s seb)

maybe just a little bit still obsessed with blaine. but he’s not pining. of course not.

didn’t want anything to do with adam, dani or elliot when he first realised they had been friends/friend adjacent to kurt and rachel. this was 4 months into their friendship

once tried to get elaine to change her name bc it sounds too much like blaine

hates beer

will eat an entire packet of raw cookie dough without blinking

political science major

adhd

brody:

finds it really funny to be the straight friend

gets along well with the group bc sex positivity is important and yes i am bitter about Feud

will argue that the best part of twilight was any part without bella edward and jacob. he wrote a paper on it once

was honestly shocked to find out sebastian was in show choir in high school. just thought he was a nerd

believed eli was straight for like 6 months because he’s so deeply average

got harmony to join the gang bc he missed rachel and she was close enough

bonus Harmony:

got the role rachel turned down in s6 and became good friends with jesse

only thinks sebastian was right i’m not persuing the arts because he’s just as good at poli-sci. however she does still make him rehearse with her when brody is unavailable.

hates kurt

lactose intolerant

has never tasted coffee ever and sometimes switches sebastian and elaine’s out for decaf

i’ll be honest, this post got away from me and now i have to think of elliot headcanons.

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Kurt : No I can’t call Blaine, I haven’t talked to him since he cheated on me with that hoe!

Kurt : [Sighs] Actually, that’s not fair, he might be a really nice.. hoe.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Hi! Are there any ffs where Kurt and Blaine run into Eli C some time/years after canon and have to deal with some angst?

I don’t, but I did a quick AO3 search for you and got 41 hits. ~Lynne

[porcelainvino]

i make fun of everyone’s white background favs when i’m a big eli c fan.. hashtag hypocrite

[love-that-we-were-in]

https://uquiz.com/quiz/cuObYo/which-brody-and-the-gays-character-are-you

yes this is a quiz about a very specific glee 'verse that exists solely in the minds of two people at the moment. deal with it.

@backstagesolli I did it just for you

[love-that-we-were-in]

@solli it’s entirely your fault that I’m about to design a Brody and the Gays t-shirt. They’re taking over my brain.