Mar 9, 2018
person a: I really wish you were here because I just want to hold you.
person b: that's disgusting
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person a: I really wish you were here because I just want to hold you.
person b: that's disgusting
Person A: Will you stop saying the moon isn’t real when I go to the moon?
Person B: no.
Person A: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
Person B: in fact when you’re in space i’m going to teach our children the moon isn’t real.
Person A: If you do that I’m kidnapping the kids and moving to Mars.
Person A: my funeral plant is dying because I keep forgetting to water it.
Person A: how am I going to have children?
Person B: I'll feed and water our kids. Don't worry.
Person A: thank God.
Person A: Stephen Hawking died today along with my hopes and dreams.
Person B: no, that just means you have to top his legacy.
After five minuets of arguing with the same words but different inflections.
Person A: Time is circular.
Person B: which means he'll be back one day.
Person A: Okay but seriously which one of you is going to go on a drive with me to the park and make out with me on a picnic blanket or in the passenger seat of my car?
Person B: me????????
Person A: Deal.
person a: you exploit me for notes
person b: i exploit you out of pure, unadulterated love
person a: well that's gay
Person A: can we get married like right after high school for taxes and go off to college and do our own stuff and then come back after we're both successful and rich and be old and grumpy together while cursing at youngins and also have the perfect marriage where you never take away my caffeine
Person B: I made a deal with my sister and can't get married till my twenties.
Person A: then early 20s for taxes
Person B: early 20s for taxes.
Person A: woot
Person A: wait did I just propose to you?
Person B: ... I think you did.
Imagine person A of your otp trying to cheer up person B of your otp by sending them pictures of worms and saying "you're prettier than this worm"