#mullens

[cranlams]

Hello… if you are still taking requests may I ask for some laurigan 🧐🧐🧐

Heh... 𝑂𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒...

sorry it took so long @linlover69!😿😿

[unteriors]

Circle Drive, Mullens, West Virginia.

[incorrect-hamilham-quotes]

Mullens?

(I had help from @dumb-hamil-quotes! Thanks again!)

Hercules, sneaking into John’s room at 1am: *steps on the only squeaky floorboard in the room*

John, sitting up and rubbing his eyes: What are you doing?

Hercules, wide-eyed: uH.. sleepwalking?

John, with a confused expression: But you’re wide awake...

Hercules:

John:

Hercules: *sighs*

Hercules: I... I got lonely, o-okay?

[dearmercutio]

Person A: Will you stop saying the moon isn’t real when I go to the moon?

Person B: no.

Person A: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

Person B: in fact when you’re in space i’m going to teach our children the moon isn’t real.

Person A: If you do that I’m kidnapping the kids and moving to Mars.

[freespooks]

Mullens

[dearmercutio]

Person A: my funeral plant is dying because I keep forgetting to water it.

Person A: how am I going to have children?

Person B: I'll feed and water our kids. Don't worry.

Person A: thank God.

[dearmercutio]

Person A: Stephen Hawking died today along with my hopes and dreams.

Person B: no, that just means you have to top his legacy.

After five minuets of arguing with the same words but different inflections.

Person A: Time is circular.

Person B: which means he'll be back one day.

[dearmercutio]

Person A: Okay but seriously which one of you is going to go on a drive with me to the park and make out with me on a picnic blanket or in the passenger seat of my car?

Person B: me????????

Person A: Deal.