#emily negative

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Okay is this a good time to say I’m gonna marry Clint just so he doesn’t have to deal with Emily cause I’ve never liked her I’m sorry. She is the blueprint of every “I’m so quirky” girl who says she’s a high priestess just cause she read one (badly written, widely disregarded as bullshit) book about witchcraft and constantly acts like she’s the hottest shit in the room.

That woman will eat him up and spit him out and blame every problem in their relationship on his “low vibrations” and he will never recover.

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Elliott and Leah are the only halfway decent romanceables in the entire game.

Emily's genuinely insane, Haley's a peaked-in-high-school mean girl, Abigail is a wannabe hero brat, Alex also peaked in high school and is too arrogant to notice, Sebastian is always playing victim, and Shane, ugh, I could write a whole essay on Shane, but let's just start with the alcoholism, the rudeness, the poor hygiene, and the general "I'm gonna make everyone else as miserable as I am" attitude.

The rest are either just plain boring or the prospect of dating them gives me the ick. (Looking at you, Harvey.)

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something yall are not ready for:

if emily was a man, the fandom would treat her kiss in the amethyst cutscene (clint quest) the same way it treats elliot's 10 HEART EVENT. whether or not she kisses you on the cheek or lips wouldn't matter because, if she was a male character, it would be a huge issue amongst people in the fandom like how Elliot's 10 HEART EVENT is often treated as being creepy or scary when 1) you are presumed to be dating and 2) he backs off if you say you're uncomfortable and he feels apologetic about it. ive never seen anyone bring that up. the whole cutscene where she kisses you is just WEIRD. the fandom is very over-critical of the men (im talking about the bachelors specifically, clint deserves it) while being non-critical of the women (excluding caroline i see her catch fades EXCLUSIVELY)

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The petty reason why I dislike Emily is because she reminds me of an old internet acquaintance who suddenly decided to hate me and block me everywhere because of aStRoLoGy (she's a gemini and I'm a sagittarius) 🤡

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Characters I’d want to be friends with irl: San, Sebastian, Abigail, Willy, Krobus, Dwarf, Evelyn, all the kids, GUNTHER (why cant we befriend him in game ;_;)

Characters I wouldn’t intend to befriend but end up besties with anyway: Leah, Marnie, Alex, Demetrius, George

Characters I would dislike at first but eventually come around to: Hayley, Shane, Kent

Characters I would like initially but eventually start to dislike: Clint, Emily, CAROLINE

Characters I’d hate upon meeting and hate until I die: LEWIS, Morris (duh)

Character’s i’d develop a huge crush on: Elliott, the Wizard, Marnie

Everyone else is just kinda. There. No real feelings.

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I don’t want to romance Haley not because I don’t like her but because Emily scares me and I don’t want to marry into her family.

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Emily kinda creeps me out tbh

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Emily scares me

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