#emm rambles

[ecklekecle]

as much as i love yapper barty and listener evan i love the idea of it being the opposite when in private like, while barty is a yapper in the way that he’s loud and chaotic, Evan talks in a way that captivates you like he uses his hands to talk with huge gestures and like, he talks in the way one would tell a story. i just know they both love listening to each other, and watching one another be so engrossed in whatever topic theyre talking about UGHH I LOVE THEM SM I LOVE SOFT ROSEKILLER

but also not to keep talking about evan (i love him) i love the idea of him being so quiet and like, almost creepy i guess? not like in a gross way but hes off putting you know but you would never guess how expressive he is when with barty or pandora or any if his friends (idc that this hc could apply to other characters as well 💔)

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Mash Attachment Styles are driving me fucking insane

I’m doing a reading for my uni class and all through uni and part of high school we learned about attachment styles but the more I read (especially the more I read about adult attachment and write papers on it and such) the more I keep thinking about what all the characters attachment styles are and W H Y.

Thinking about securely attached Potter trying to understand why Radar is the way he is, and poor Radar having just lost a second Father figure… Hawkeye being ambivalent leaning towards avoidant after Carly left him and then Trapper left without a note and during gfa he knows he won’t see BJ again and BJ won’t say goodbye goddammit. Or Frank who is so desperate for love but doesn’t know what to do about it. And Father Mulcahy who doesn’t get close to people not just because he’s a priest but because he was rejected by his parents and peers as a child, and now trusts very few people with his vulnerable side.

Just. MASH attachment styles.

[ecklekecle]

regulus with his super top secret editing account that has heaps and heaps of followers like, he probably edits like real ppl/celebrities/yk, so like hes super well known even in the celebrity world, and also he uses AE cause of course he does and he actually loves all his followers and genuinely loves interacting with everyone

also hes definitely does the really complex edits thats like all 3D and nulls and stuff and probably hates on velocities cause hes a hater (despite this, his velocities always do super well as well)

his fan account has fan accounts

if he wasnt an editor, he would super maybe be famous on tumblr and also he writes fanfiction probably or keeps a notebook or smth and also he has a super top secret fanart account too cause he most likely is gifted in art as well 💔

[ecklekecle]

i actually love evan sm like hes so dear to me and i wish i knew when this started but it just happened one day and now im here - everyone ever probably

[ecklekecle]

pushing moonrose now that i’ve discovered it

HEADCANON( except i feel like this might be a popular hc anyway…):

evan loves like weird, creepy(?) things like, he’s friends with bugs probably and probably always has one in his pocket or smth and like he just loves researching about different creatures like, Pandoras the type to adore creatures and shes just so loving and accepting of everything, And evans the same but he’s just also so curious about like their anatomy and other sciencey things idk

anyways when he finds out remus is a werewolf id like to imagine Evan loves him so much more (not to say he doesn’t already love him heaps and heaps) and likes he over the moon, he’s boyfriend and he’s interest like combined, best combination and so like hes always curious about moony and his transformations (obviously evan would go to every one of them cause he loves remus duh) and like just everything about it yeah

but also to add to the angst remus gets really insecure and overthinks all these questions and like, starts to think evans only asking to make sure he (evan) will still be safe dating him and yeah but obviously he answers all these questions and evan thinks remus knows that hes just really interested and like probably wont even care if moony were to attack him idk freak and classic miscommunication cause theyre both stupid but obviously it ends happily cause i want them both be happy and in love forever and also moony loves loves evan sm ofc and idk if evan would have an animagus (i hc him to be a fox of some sort cause a ff i read) but i think hed rather be himself and watch it all happen and like hed talk to moony and yo just general soft evan things

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M*A*S*H Cards Against Humanity - Round 1 Results!

Hello everyone! Thanks so much for participating in the first round of M*A*S*H Cards Against Humanity!! Sorry that the last few rounds took forever to come out, school got super busy.

Here are the winners from each question:

Q1. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _______.

Read by: Hawkeye

Winner: A big, sloppy blowjob from a mean, tired cowboy

Given by: Colonel Potter

Q2. What sounds great after four margaritas?

Read by: BJ

Winner: Creamy slices of real, California avocado

Given by: Klinger

Q3. Why are you so short?

Read by: Radar

Winner: The government 

Given by: Charles

Q4. What totally destroyed my asshole?

Read by: Charles

Winner: Women in positions of power

Given by: Margaret

Q5. Unfortunately, no one can be told what ___________ is. You have to experience it for yourself. 

Read by: Klinger

Winner: The cutest fucking shoes I’ve ever seen

Given by: Margaret

Q6. Here’s a little something I learned in business school- The customer is always ___________.

Read by: Colonel Potter

Winner: A real job with insurance and your taxes taken out and everything

Given by: Father Mulcahy

Q7. What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

Read by: Kellye

Winner: A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele

Given by: BJ

Q8. It’s late at night. You’re in bed with your lover, Patrick Stewart. He leans over with a twinkle in his eye and asks “How about ______?”

Read by: Margaret

Winner: Setting boundaries with co-workers

Given by: Charles

Q9. I so drunk I __________.

Read by: Father Mulcahy

Winner: Repression

Given by: Hawkeye

Q10. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with ____________.

Read by: Igor

Winner: Hot Lettuce

Given by: Hawkeye

Honourable mention to the runner up for Q10, losing by 1%...

2nd Place: Meatloaf, the man

Given by: Father Mulcahy

Tally:

Hawkeye: 2 BJ: 1 Radar: 0 Charles: 2 Klinger: 1 Colonel Potter: 1 Kellye: 0 Margaret: 2 Father Mulcahy: 1 Igor: 0

For Round 2... I'd like to add another character...

Who should I add in the next round?

Sidney

Della (my OC)

Colonel Flagg

Voting ended onMay 13, 2024

[caffeine-fuelled-fuckery]

I had a dream last night that while Margaret, BJ, Hawkeye, Father Mulcahy, and my OC Della we’re all chatting in one of the tents, there was a burst of light and Hawkeye and Father Mulcahy were turned into babies. Hawkeye seemed pretty happy but baby Mulcahy wanted nothing to do with BJ and was really upset. Like a baby that you can’t put down. Meanwhile Hawkeye is sticking everything in his mouth while Margaret chases him around like “nO!” Also I think it have poor Radar a heart attack. It was… actually very entertaining.

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MASH Cards Against Humanity - Round 1 - Question 3

Thanks again for participating in the last round!! Here's question 3!

For context, I have an expansion pack where you can make your own questions and answers... so this question just so happens to be one of those but I kept it because I thought it was funny.

Players are: Hawkeye, BJ, Margaret, Charles, Father Mulcahy, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Kellye, and Igor

Why are you so short?

Reader: Radar

Radar would pick...

Destroying a pair of underwear 

Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning

Not giving a shit about the Third World

Being inside me

The government 

An ass like a bag of pool balls 

Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle

Two shitty kids and a garbage husband 

Pulling a sick, shit-covered raccoon out of the toilet and nursing it back to he

Voting ended onNov 15, 2023

Thanks for participating!! Reblogs are appreciated! I'd also love to see your guesses on who said what, haha. Also feel free to drop asks or headcanon/fic requests in my ask box! Also, I was thinking of starting a series of "MASH Characters as things I've heard people say." Would anyone be interested? I've tested some on some discord friends and they get a laugh out of them so I hope y'all will, too!

Alright, that's it for now, thanks everyone!

-Em :)