we can pretend we can cope with real life

[can-i-explode-now]

Gonna say this again; don't fucking send me donation asks. I'm going to start blocking people if i get more. Also don't DM me relating to donations. You will be marked as spam.

Here's why: I have NO money to give you I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach I am a minor, and most of my followe

Hello. My name is bug. :)

Basically any pronouns except they/them.

Aroace(spec)

Autistic

Irish but also half english

I'm a minor be normal

Yes, the URL is a Sparkbird reference.

I run an Irish teaching blog! @an-feidir-liom-pleascadh-anois! Yes, that is can-i-explode-now in Irish. It's not very active though.

I also run @ur-fav-tried-today with @voidofaworld!

And I run @daily-kanade!

I don't do chain asks, please don't send them! Tag games are fine though!

Natsuno Futaba my beloved NPC

Mizuboy defenders fuck off (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

My current interests

Project SEKAI

Life series

Empires SMP

Music

My favourite MCYTs right now

Scott Smajor

LDShadowLady

PearlescentMoon

Gtwscar

GeminiTay

ZombieCleo

Ethoslab

My favourite artists

Taylor Swift

Bears In Trees

Sparkbird

Chaislyn

Paramore

Ed Sheeran

Carys Rose

My RP blogs

@its-xornoth-bitch - Xornoth (ESMP1)

@ocean-queen-official - Lizzie (ESMP1)

@katherine-of-house-blossom - Katherine (ESMP1)

@scarlet-pearl-moon - Pearl (Double Life)

@not-cursed-canary - Jimmy (Limited Life AU)

@greatwitch-shelby - Shelby (ESMP2)

@crittercitysfavhuman - Lizzie (ESMP 2)

@demigodofstratos - Hermes (ESMP2)

@masked-slab - Etho (@/seamycelium's Pokémon x MCYT AU)

@hero-geminix and @taylorstonex - Gem (Wild Life Superhero AU)

@rhyan-lawe - Rhyan (OC)

@jay--stars - Jay (OC)

@thelastgreatamericandynasty12 - 12 of my OCs

@scottxmajor16 - Scott (My MCYT highschool AU)

@epic-bean-boy-or-something - Joel (and Lizzie!) (↑)

@redmoonpearl - PearlescentMoon (↑)

@crystal--cliff - GeminiTay (↑)

@celandine-j - Jimmy. (↑)

@poppypetalstars – Scott's secret blog(↑)

@breadqueen-lauren - LaurenZSide (↑) (inactive)

@ruleroftheocean - Cleo (My AU, The Songs That No One Sung)

@reignited-galaxy - LaurenZSide (My AU, Reignited With a Vengeance)

@amia-keystroke - Akiyama Mizuki (My Project SEKAI unit shuffle AU, SEKAI Shuffle)

@flash-light-official - Otori Emu, Yoisaki Kanade, Tenma Saki, and Shinonome Akito (↑)

@atsuryoku-vividstreet - Aoyagi Toya, Kiritani Haruka, Kamishiro Rui, and Asahina Mafuyu (↑)

@enanan-ny - Ena Shinonome (My Project SEKAI AU, welcome to new york: everybody here wanted something more)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Excellent. No notes

[ichika-corrector]

The Ichikas: Ichika Hoshino, Minori HIchikaasato, Haruka KiritIchikai, KohIchikae Azusawa, Ichika Shiraishi, Nene KusIchikaagi, and KIchikaade Yoisaki

I got kinda lazy with the clothes but we can ignore that right?

the ichilings!!!

[wronglystarryoasis]

funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is projecting your aroaceness onto your favs because they’re definetly aroace they told me so themself

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[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is not knowing how or when to come out, or if you even should. Like what am I gonna say "Greetings, parental figure, I would like to inform you that I will be completely and utterly bitchless for the remainder of my time on earth. Thank you for your time."

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[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HAPPY THIRD EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

(5th of June)

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HAPPY FOURTH EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY!!

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic visibility day

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[can-i-explode-now]

my mother recognises ibuprofen now :)

[can-i-explode-now]

can we make tumblr keep the pride likes all year round they're so fun

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

i remember the old world (2001)

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle and it hurts but some pain is normal, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but honestly it could be worse, right? I heard someone once finished with a broken leg. The ankle is nothing compared to that. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but you can get used to pain, right? The body can endure almost anything. The problem is always the mind. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but I made it this far, that means I can keep going, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all.

[chemicalarospec]

and then I finish the marathon, and one voice is saying "Holy crap did you just run a marathon on a twisted ankle?? Yes marathons are supposed to be difficult, but being injured is way beyond the expected difficulty. We have to get this checked out right away!" but another voice is saying "You finished the marathon, so you obviously can't have a twisted ankle: If you really had a twisted ankle, you wouldn't have made it to the end."