*Surnames bullshit: they call Jay STILL Jay of Agrabah, Mal of the Isle of the Lost, Ally of Wonderland and so on. Like, was it hard to just give them some surnames??? Ally in particular could have easily been Ally Liddell, so like....what’s so hard?
*Why does Arianna exist? Like, why does she exist? She has zero reason to exist, she just makes no fucking sense. She’s just there to be snotty and insult Audrey and have Evie say she doesn’t need a prince....a bit ironic for Evie to defend Audrey here but then say Audrey was so mean to Mal later when they doing senior prank, like....make your mind up guys.
*Of course VK Day is being set up still. Its still shit, think I’ve said that one A-LOT. Like even Dizzy comments four isn’t a-lot. And like, are we seriously acting like seeing Auradon who have it better then the Isle, would be motivated to apply cause seeing graduation??? Like yeah, good luck to four of y
*ou still! FOUR WORTHY ONES I MIGHT ADD.
*Mal BS is still BS, what else is new?? Are we surprised?? No.
*So Jane and Carlos were set to mentor the new VKs in school....so where was their bonding with the VKs in the film???
*DUDE GRADUATED WHILE CARLOS DIDN’T. THIS IS A FUCKING CRIME. FUCK OFF-
*They do acknowledge book/film characters such as Harriet, Ginny and Freddie....something the films won’t ever do, so rip.
*Harry is confirmed to be miserable without Uma so only good detail lmao.
*Robin Hood has a child named Bobby....make of that what you will.
*Jay is going to Sherwood for college if anyones curious, cause film didn’t mention it, and Lonnie went pro with her brother in ROAR....if anyones curious.
*Arianna’s parents aren’t even NAMED at graduation, ADDING MORE TO HER BEING UNNEEDED!
*Evie now has her starter cottage so there’s D3 set up I guess.
*And to end on a salty note: rip to the VKs who never will get their own ending again cause even the ending of escape was about mal and shit.