Kirby characters in quarantine
Kirby: Puts everything in his mouth like it's no big deal.
King Dedede: “I don't need no mask, Escahgewn!”
Meta Knight: Locks Kirby up for his own good, is perfectly safe because of his mask.
Escargoon: “But sire, you keep touching people.”
Nightmare/eNeMeE: Watches everyone suffer from a distance.
Salesguy: Scams people into thinking they are buying a vaccine.
Dark Matter: Has no mouth but wears clothing that makes him look like he has one.
Pon and Con: “Lez' play checkerz till the virus gone away.”
Waddle Doo: Can't go near any waddle dees like he used to.
Orbservors: Immune to microbes.
Princess Rona: Keeps trading her mask with Commander Vee for some reason.
Kit Cosmos: Don't worry, he's stranded on an island, away from the rest of society.
Yamikage: Keeps entire face (except eyes) covered at all times.
Dark Mind: Keeps getting people sick by coughing on purpose.
Spinni: Is perpetually bored and runs around like a madman.
Doc: Isolates himself in his flying saucer.
Yin Yarn: Sews face coverings for a living.
Necrodeus: Collects everyone who succumbs to the plague.
Landia: Stay in one body, stay in one body…
Queen Sectonia: Smells like pollen, causing everyone around her to sneeze uncontrollably.
Dark Crafter: “No problem, I’ll be livestreaming the whole time.”
Star Dream: Is angry that the virus is killing people instead of them.
0/02: *Lopsided hyperventilation*
Parallel Nightmare: Broke, powerless to defend himself from the scourge.
King D-Mind: Only spends time with his shadow, anyway.
Gorimondo: Forced to refuge in the wilderness due to being unable to find infrastructure large enough to reliably accommodate him.
Sillydillo: Lacks cognizance to contemporary events.
Clawroline: Wallows away 7 days a week in self-help manuals.
Leongar: Too fascinated by the prospect of developing a hypothetical cure to leave his bedroom.
Crowned Doomer: "Anyone for Tostitos? Ratioed."
Master Crown (Gem Apple): Jacks up the price of a single vaccine to $5,000 (Sorry, no refunds for faulty equipment!).
