#entj conversation

[mybrainatredline]

High Energy on First Day

ENTJ [explaining a diagram]: These “chemical methods”... How can we separate a compound into its elements?

Class: ...

INTP: E x p l o s i o n

ENTJ: *stares for a moment, then looks at floor, smiling* 

ENTJ: Must you resort to the most ‘energetic’ process first?

[murderandmbti]

Before a sporting event

Infp : Who's turn is it to give a pep talk ?

Entj : *sighing* It's Entp's turn.

Entp : Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Intp : *wiping away a tear* inspirational.

[murderandmbti]

ENTJ : You're like school in July.

ENFP : What do you mean, "like school in July" ?

ENTJ : No class.

[murderandmbti]

Not to brag, but at least six men have described me as "terrifying"

- ENTJ

[murderandmbti]

ENTJ : Well, now I feel like an asshole.

ENTP : When do you not ?

ENTJ : Almost always. I really like me.

ENTP : Baffling.

[murderandmbti]

xSFx : Move ! You're blocking the view.

ENTJ : Bitch, I am the view.

[murderandmbti]

I am better than you have ever been, or will ever be.

ENTJ

[designing-my-life]

"Your Futures Are At Stake, Young People!"

This conversation feat. my well-respected IT friend.

Him: You young people do not realize that all your social media can be monitored. You post all your bullshit everywhere, and companies today can pay for a summary of your Facebook account or list of your accounts in general. Social media do not forget. Losing employment due to that is just one of many issues connected to that.

Me: *reviews my Facebook*

Me: *reviews my Tumblr*

Me: *reviews my YouTube*

Me: *reviews my everything*

Me: All my accounts are me. If anyone rejected me because of anything there, they would reject me as a person, and that is ok.

Him: You are always so stubborn.

Me: I disagree.

Him: Naturally :D

Me: I disagree with most sentences that contain "always" and "never". I dislike absolutes.