QT: When was the first time you saw porn?
Schlatt: I looked it up, I think.
Schlatt: I think I looked up… boobs.
Ted: Yeah. Mine was definitely a similar thing where it was just like, boobs.
QT: Did you clear your history search?
Schlatt: No, I had a… I didn’t have a smart phone or an iPod or anything, I had a 3DS. I was using—
QT: You looked it up on your 3DS?
Ted: You looked up porn, your first porn, on a Nintendo 3DS?
Schlatt: Yes, it was on a Nintendo 3DS, might’ve been— no, it might’ve been a DSi. It was probably the Nintendo DSi.
Ted: I was gonna say— I was gonna say, if it was on the 3DS, that must’ve been an immersive experience.
Schlatt: That would’ve been a fucking sick experience.
QT: Just start screensh— drawing on it.
Ted: You’re like, “whaaat”?
Schlatt: Nah, it was the DSi.
Ted: Yeah, that would’ve screwed you up.