(Maxwell Gotch spontaneously appears in a room with a banner that says "Queer Brian Murphy characters")
Jens: ugh great, I was enjoying being the only one here
Maxwell: what?
Jens: no im just saying it was nice to be the star for once. I mean I'm always the star, but-
Riz, from the corner: you know I've been here the whole time right?
Jens: jesus christ i keep forgetting about you! where the hell have you been?!
Riz: literally right here
Kugrash: if we're speaking up i mean i don't know if you count Perry the pigeon as a boy but i definitely took him to a wedding
Jens: that was a bit! I'm literally married to man!
Cody: so am I
Jens: IN A LIVESHOW. THAT DOESNT COUNT
Theobald: and I just wanna say that if Maxwell gets in on account of being heavily queer-coded you should hear me out again because even though the guy i had a relationship with died early on before anything sort of happened the narrative followed his death up with me meeting a woman i had the exact same relationship with whom I did fuck vigourously in canon
Riz: and we still have like 45 unopened letters from Irina, Jaina, Erlin, Syb, and Shae saying that npcs also should be counted
Jens: STOP!!!!! !I NEED TO BE KNOWN AS THE ONLY GAY MURPH CHARACTER ITS LIKE THE ONLY THING I HAVE GOING FOR ME PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
