if escamillo from carmen existed in real life im sorry he would absolutely be one of those annoying guys rolling around everywhere in a fuckass sports car with the windows rolled down and bass boosted gasolina playing from the speakers it’s like this even when he’s just going to meijer (midwestern superstore chain) that’s just how he always travels. Also he doesn’t wear a t shirt or long pants between like march and october HOWEVER… if you have my beautiful mind you can see the world where she’s a fuckass stud lesbian, and therefore all of this becomes ok















