#esmes headcanons

[hellrobin]

dick: justice league crushes, go. mine is superman jason: wonder woman duke: wonder woman as well steph: zatanna tim: lois lane dick: she’s not— tim: lois lane *bruce walks in* bruce: what are you guys talking about? duke: our jla crushes bruce: oh🤨? don’t mind me… *everyone mentally calculating how best to annoy bruce* damian: green arrow dick: i rescind my earlier statement. green arrow jason: me as well. green arrow steph: yeah, green arrow duke: agreed. green arrow tim: green arrow, 100% cass: *signing* green arrow cullen: tim green arrow bruce: *crying* cass you don’t even LIKE men

[starlet-girls]

i think hunter is very physically affectionate. at first, maybe not, but as he gets more comfortable around people and starts receiving physical affection himself, well. i think he’d love that. maybe he’d be flinchy at first, but i think when he grows accustomed to it… i think he lays his head on camilla’s shoulder when he’s tired, and when he’s not. i think he hugs his friends whenever he sees them, even if he saw them an hour ago. i think he melts when willow grabs his hand, and he holds on tight. i think they hold hands whenever they feel like it, in the middle of conversations and when they’re reading together. i think he loves ruffling vee’s hair, and booping luz’s nose, picking up gus. i think as he starts feeling okay with leaning on darius or any of the hexsquad or camilla or eda, he also starts to learn not to flinch when darius raises his hand to ruffle his hair or when amity play-punches him.

and i think one day, he looks at himself in the mirror, and he’s proud of who he’s become

[hellrobin]

Bruce asks dick (and only dick because his children aren’t allowed to be there at the same time) to go shopping but he ends up bringing

Cass who nobody can say no to. dick thinks it’s fine, it’s only one other person

Steph because cass insists they’re a package deal. It’s only two extra people, after all

Jason because ‘you never pick the right brand of olive oil’. The number of people is getting iffy, but dick lets it go

They find Damian already sitting shotgun. Dick tries to get him to leave, but apparently he needs ingredients for a science project. dick knows he’s in trouble with Bruce now, but at least it’s not everyone.

threyre halfway there when duke, at the end of his patrol, spots them. dick just sighs. what Bruce doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? at least tim isn’t coming.

they arrive at the grocery store and dick goes to unload shopping bags from the trunk. Tim is sleeping there. dick doesn’t even want to know.

they end up racing the shopping carts down the aisles. duke judges. Cass drives Steph, dick drives Damian, Jason drives a snoring tim straight into a tomato sauce display. Bruce Wayne has to make a ‘generous donation’ to the store. dick is grounded.

[hellrobin]

consistently funny to me that steph befriends all of tim’s boyfriends. she and kon paint each others nails and gossip. she and bernard exchange embarrassing stories about tim. and this is all AFTER she breaks up with tim.

[hellrobin]

yk that trope when there’s girl in love with her best friend but her best friend has a shitty boyfriend and the girl would do anything for her best friend even though it hurts her like LIKE hayley kiyoko’s girls like girls music video…. that but ten times more fucked up and with more blood… that’s my harlivy

[hellrobin]

hc that tim will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and go to his kitchen and will find cass and steph eating out of his fridge

[hellrobin]

everyone knows bernard knows tim is robin before tim so whenever tim is complaining about not being able to tell bernard they’re kinda just sitting there like 🧍🏻‍♀️

[starlet-girls]

i just think luz would spend weeks agonizing over and planning the perfect way to propose to amity and when she finally gets to it she blushes really hard and stutters and then amity would blurt out “will you marry me?!” and luz would groan “noooooo i was about to…” and amity would giggle and say “it’s okay, you can do it” and luz would take a deep breath and get down on one knee and say “amity blight, i don’t know what the future holds but it would be so cool if you were in it. will you marry me?” and amity would grin the biggest grin and say “yes” and then i would Cry.