#eunuchposting

[ashes2caches]

this website has a large number of princessgirls but very few queengirls. this has created a power vacuum which eunuchgirls like me love to abuse.

[hypokeimena]

casanova literally said leave the strap on

v. finucci, the manly masquerade: masculinity, paternity, and castration in renaissance italy (2003).

[pomade]

a flock of eunuchs is actually called a conspiracy

[gandalfsbignaturals]

i think my biggest red flag is that i do sometimes think, oh man, i couldve been such a pretty eunuch once upon a time. i wouldve learned astronomy and poetry and i couldve been lusted after by both men and women. and when i see a beautiful eunuch in a tv show, i do get a little jealous. but realistically, if id been born in that time and place, i wouldve died due to a lack of modern medicine. so i guess the moral of the story is, thank you modern medicine for keeping me alive and also for the hormones so i can be a woman instead of a eunuch

[bumblecrisp]

see, the problem with eunuchs is they don’t go far enough. getting rid of the genitals is a good start - why not get rid of the rest of the body too? you can even put the head on a rope so your trusty advisor will always be by your side. so convenient!

[anoodleyqueer]

bro thinks hes my eunuch 🤣🤣🤣

[the-scheming-eunuch]

You're writing letters to the king, I am whispering in his ear. We are not the same.

[azure-again]

straight up scheming on it and by it well let's just say my liege.