he's gonna jade the necromance me

im j/jay/jill (they/them) a white queer emo, and i Will begin to bite at any minor inconvenience! i also write fanfiction for a bunch of fandoms

[anoodleyqueer]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “shinigami eyes” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the chief's son feed an apple to the air

My buddy Ryuzaki pacing: light yagami is lying to us

[beardedmrbean]

[navysealt4t]

reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher

[caffstrink]

Word

[rolameny]

riding the trolley out of omelas because i'm a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing

[rolameny]

#they arrested the trolley driver and the guy in charge of track switching #and i hear they're both being offered some kind of plea deal if they agree to testify against the other person

awarding this the first good riff on this post award. thank you tumblr user anyagobsin. this is the first good riff anyone's had on this post.

[officialpenisenvy]

hit after hit after hit

[anoodleyqueer]

one of my friend groups stupid bits I think about all the time is that we'll just speak the opposite of the lyrics to all the small things by blink 182 occasionally as though it is poetry. specifically going

say it is so / I will just go / keep the lights on / I can walk home

[lgbtqiatext]

[lakeyyyyu]

Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

just grabbed my glasses like this and tried to put them on and punched myself in the face

[allthatispeculiar]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[jenny-holzer]

[sarasade]

Man's Best Friend cover parody but it's these idiots