The Whispering Obelisk

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[evilwizard]

what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

[evilwizard]

……….

[whisperingobelisk]

𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀

𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀

[whisperingobelisk]

              

     𒆠𒅅𒂵𒉘

[whisperingobelisk]

              

             𒄑𒆸𒌓𒌈𒁺𒂗

[whisperingobelisk]

         

             𒊮𒄾𒄊

       

                       𒊮𒄾𒄊

[evilwizard]

they’re saying the next popemobile will have machine gun turrets and be programmed to keep him alive at any cost

[suripycap-deactivated20250519]

Is it fueled by blood?

[evilwizard]

we can only hope

[whisperingobelisk]

                           

       𒉆𒊬𒈤𒄑𒇀

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Tumblr has a fun magic feature where an innocuous statement can spawn a new entity either to punctuate a joke or to spring forth a fully formed mirror nemesis to the OP

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

This is why you can never make up a tumblr user without speaking them into existence

[concoctionboy]

That's kind of silly. Imagine creating a whole new tumblr account just because somebody, like, left out a comma in a post.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Well, some wizards are more powerful than others. Evil Wizard need only brush against a concept to make real its existence on tumblr

[whisperingobelisk]

                         𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒄷𒈿

[whisperingobelisk]

                     

        𒉆𒊬𒈤𒈨𒂗

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[whisperingobelisk]

                 𒍜 

[evilwizard]

i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say

[cerezaofthefae]

For in its silence, the ghoul says everything, it speaks of lost love, of your greatest sin, of things not done, and of horses.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[evilwizard]

h-horses?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[whisperingobelisk]

                  

   𒀲𒆳𒊏

[whisperingobelisk]

              

   𒊮𒄾𒆬𒅅𒃲𒌺𒌓

[literallymechanical]

FISH DELOUSING LASER????

[randomitemdrop]

Item: incomprehensible hovering dark pillar that burns away sickness with beams of light

[hedgewitchnecromancer]

@whisperingobelisk

[whisperingobelisk]

                                  

𒊮𒊷

         𒊮𒊷

                     𒊮𒊷𒊌𒋫𒃻𒊓𒊓

[evilwizard]

president whispering obelisk has declared “the death of all light” and “executive control over the weeping”

[pixelkind413]

But how's the economy goin?

[evilwizard]

also bad

[whisperingobelisk]

        

       𒀀𒅆𒂞

     𒀀𒅆𒂞

                 𒀀𒅆𒂞𒂿𒀀

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whisperingobelisk]

      

  𒅗𒍣

[whisperingobelisk]

What are your thoughts on lesbians

    

    𒎏

[whisperingobelisk]

     𒂷𒂊𒋾

[whisperingobelisk]

Is it weird to say your movements remind me of Veggietales?

      

      𒉡𒊬

[mamoru]

I feel like it should be bigger news that in 2024 we found out a whole new category of Thing that apparently lives in humans and we have no fucking clue what it does

[mamoru]

what if all my problems are caused by obelisks

[whisperingobelisk]

      

            𒈾𒆕𒀀𒊮𒍝𒂊𒀀𒅗