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tumblr urls from meet cute diary vs. real tumblr urls

[meshimellow]

Bob… Odenkirk

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWWOOOGGA!!!!

ok im sorry i lied i dont get it at all. but ill still put him in cute officially just because hes a little guy that deserves it

[supercantaloupe]

Autolycus from Xena Warrior Princess if ur still doing requests? :3c

is it illegal for him to wear a shirt that covers his tits or something

[thedwnwrdspiral]

🍒 & masc if ur still doing the ask game! 😙

here u go!!!!!!!

[trivial-constructionist]

I think Robert Downey Jr. is trying to tell me something

[werewolf4vampire]

1C$

yessss

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61 62 63

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

this is way too hard. so instead here’s a monologue from jackass 2.5 that i think about a lot: “I always thought my whole life that most people could shit on command. I didn't think that was, like, a real... Some kind of quality that only certain people had. I just thought... It's hard to pee on command, pee in front of people, but for me, I can just whip my pants down and take a shit pretty much any old time. I've made many people puke from shitting. And I'm proud. And I consider myself a professional shitter, which I think there's very few of. I'm sure there are some others out there, but can you name one? Probably not.”

already answered 62 :/

63. five songs that would play in your club?

if i had a club it’d probably be a themed club, so for the purpose of this ask i’m going to imagine that i run a vampire club like in that one halloween episode of castle:

hammer horror by kate bush (yes it IS a club song), rbb by red velvet, so hot you’re hurting my feelings by caroline polachek, biting down by lorde, and riboflavin-flavored uncarbonated polyunsaturated blood (also 100% a club song). some extras: tainted love by soft cell, you should see me in a crown by billie eilish, and boris the spider by the who

i don’t think many people would come to my club

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26 and 30?

26. the film you watched most recently that you could watch again and again ooh, I just watched Prince of Egypt which I don’t tire of.

30. a song that makes you want to have a boogie round your bedroom the most recent one I got that vibe from was Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen

stay at home ask game!