Jun 29
the LaDS boys upon realizing that Valko’s dick is the biggest:
Xavier: “☹️”
Sylus, sipping a margarita: “don’t make such a long face, kitten. size hardly matters so long as you know what you’re doing.”
Zayne: “besides, it’s hardly a fair comparison. he’s literally half-dog.”
Rafayel: “big whoop i have two i’m not worried 🥱”
Sylus: “that’s the spirit.”
Zayne and Xavier: “you have What.”
#‘where is Caleb’ you ask#excellent question#the answer is he’s present just quiet because he’s busy (Googling local assassins)#also i like to think that Sylus and Caleb already have an inkling at the very least about the other boys’ origins#due to their respective jobs (and also being insane /pos)#Rafayel has an idea of what’s going on with the others but also figures that this is#A.) None Of His Business#and B.) way too much effort to unpack when he could simply be painting instead#Zayne on the other hand is too busy being Normal and Respectably Employed to go digging into the others’ backgrounds#Xavier is too busy taking naps in sunbeams like a cat to even know that the others exist#love and deepspace#lads#ao yin#lads valko#xia yizhou#caleb xia#lads caleb#shen xinghui#lads xavier#qin che#lads sylus#li shen#lads zayne#direposts
