“Batcat!” One man screams. “NO- Brutalia!” A person replies. Suddenly, the whole theater was overwhelmed with the crowd screaming out their favorite Batman ship. “BATANNA” “Superbat for life!” “WHAT ABOUT WONDERBAT!” “BatJokes!, just think about the dynamic-” “Batcanary!!!” “BRUJAY-“ “What the hell Dude-” “Go back to Alabama!” “Don’t acknowledge them- it makes it worst. ANYWAYS- I’m still pissed that no one said Batlane!” “That’s not poggers, BatLantern is tho-” “What about IronBat-“ “How can you ship people from different forms of media?!?” “Whatever, Batquinn is better” “Oh fuck off, Batstantine is the best” “BatLex is the most logical!” “Logical my ASS-”
I step onto the stage and tap the mic. Everyone pauses. “Actually the best Bat ship is Batman/loving-his-kids.”
The room bursts into applause.
