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Rosie the Injestorcist! Covered in cruciform and assailing evil with an integrated aspergillum! Rosie was possessed by a demon at a young age, but her holiest of appetites allowed her to eat up all of the evil! Now she hungrily hunts down hellish servants of Satan to snack on!

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[A4M] Father [Horror] [Demon possession] [Exorcism] [Religion] [Father Listener] [Exorcist Listener] [Child to Listener Speaker] [Possessed Speaker] [Strong Language] [Cheating Spouse] [Extra Voices] [Story]

Storyline- Do you even believe in what you say every time you stand before your church, reading from the word of God? Does your congregation even believe it? Your own child doesn't. They can't even look at you.

With your sins? Who could blame them! You broke your family in half; you abandoned them. It's no wonder they sought comfort elsewhere. So what if it were the voices from the depths…They actually listen to them. They are the ones that are always there for them.

And now look at you, pretending to finally give a fuck about them. "Fighting for their soul?".... don't make me laugh…Father.

(The Speaker is not a kid kid, I would say in their late teens or early twenties) Whenever you see (him/her) (he/she), etc. That's for the Speaker's gender.)

Rules:

[ Not a rule, but I apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes you may find ]  

-Give credit to me, please, and thank you (Mystic Grove Audio)

-This script is free to use for monetization

-You can improvise and add things if you wish, like if you like a script but it seems to be tailored to a certain gender: change it so it fits what you like! But please, still give credit

-You can share the script outside of Archive, but again, please give credit

-If you make an audio/video, send me a link! I would love to see your work!

-Have Fun!

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[Knock on the Door, footsteps, and the Door is opened.]

Elderly Neighbor: [Cheerful] Hello Father! I just wanted to stop by and see how you are doing! We've been missing you as of late. You and Aiden [Pause] how has (he/she) been? 

[Listener speaks, saying they have just been sick]

Elderly Neighbor: [Concerned] Sick? Oh, I hope it isn't anything serious. Mrs. Blatty told me that Aiden hasn't been seen out and about for a few days. What a time to pick for getting ill. But I suppose that explains both of your disappearances. You might be a priest, but you are still a father to that sweet (boy/girl).

Elderly Neighbor: Oh! It must be so difficult! So many responsibilities! So many burdens! A man of God and a single father! But I bet it would be ten times as worse if Aiden was still a wee little tyke!

[The sound of a muffled scream from Aiden and something heavy falling]

Elderly Neighbor: [Shocked] Goodness me! What was that!

[Listener says it was the TV]

Elderly Neighbor: [Unsure] O-oh, the TV? [Pause] Well, I suppose young folks and their shows, not even being sick can keep them apart [Nervous laugh]

Elderly Neighbor: And what about you, Father? You aren't looking very well. Pale and, I dare say, clammy. Don't tell me you got sick as well- [Cut off]

[Another muffled scream from Adine, more of an angry scream]

[Speaker says they have to go now]

Elderly Neighbor: [Talking quickly, since the Door is quickly being closed on them] O-oh! You have to go back in now?! W-well, I understand, but if there is anything you need- [Cut off again, as Door is shut]

Elderly Neighbor: [Muffled from behind the Door] G-goodbye Father, we'll be praying for you and Aiden.

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[Don’t have extra voices or don’t want to use extra voices, just skip and start here]

[Footsteps, walking up the stairs, Aiden's voice is muffled behind a door. Fades in as Listener gets closer]

Aiden: Thy kingdom come, thy will be done. On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread-

[Door opens; Aiden's voice is normal]

Aiden: [Slight Whisper] And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And leave us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Aiden: [Weak] See, Dad, I said my prayers . [Whimper] Please, untie me. The ropes are starting to hurt. 

[Listener says no]

Aiden: [Hurt] N-no?! What do you mean- [Pause, on the verge of tears] I did what you wanted, you fucking psycho!! Let me go! Please!

[Listener says they didn't finish the last part.]

Aiden: Th-The last part? [In pain and crying] It's just one word!! S-so what if I forgot to say it! Dad, please!! Let me go! [Gasp in pain] L-look at the ropes; they are cutting my wrists!

[Listener still refuses. Struggling rope sound effects]

Aiden: [Crying, begging ] Please! Please!!! [Slight anger] I hate you!! You psycho bastard!! I hate you, and I hope the cops shoot you in the fucking head!!! I hope when everyone finds out what you're doing to me, they'll tear you apart!!

[Hysterical crying, more rope struggling sounds.]

[The crying dies down slowly, turning into some whimpers and heavy breathing, which then turns into a dark chuckle and laughter.]

Aiden: [Normal, upbeat and cocky] Really? Nothing!? Not even the batting of an eye! Damn, Father, you are as cold as stone. But I guess I couldn't expect much from the likes of you.

[Some rope straining sound effects]

Aiden: Think of the headline when the vultures get a peak at this view ~ "A Father that truly touches all of his children" [Dark Laughter]. Go on! All this setup needs now is a gag! You priests are some kinky fucks.

[Listener does the sign of the cross]

Aiden : Getting started already, are we? [Pause] Oh! Oh! I know the next part. In the name of The Creare, The Tongue, and the [Slight demonic voice] Bastard Son!

Aiden : [Normal voice] Oooo~ If looks could kill Father! What? You don't like my rendition? Don't take it to heart~ Words are just words; they don't matter.

Aiden: And how many words have you said that was nothing more than a mere gust of wind? Standing upon the altar, you see nothing but dead eyes and yawns. Your flock would rather dance with the wolves that follow a man in ruin. And they weren't the only ones [Pause]. How many promises have you made to (him/her) that you let crumble?

[Listener says it was complicated]

Aiden: Ahhh [Pause] it was "Complicated" [Pause] Sticking your dick in a whore while your wife lay dying isn't "Complicated," Father. [Dark Laughter] But maybe it was, how I heard it: Your little friend was having some trouble getting up~ Must have been having a lapse in memory! After all, your selfish wife was performing so poorly in her duties for so long!

[Listener slaps them]

Aiden: [In pain, whimpering] Ah!! [Meek] I-I'm sorry… I'm sorry! [Crying softly] I didn't m-mean- [Cut off-Choked sob turned into a cough and gasping]

Aiden: [Low growling, turned into dark chuckle] Finally! A little bit of emotion! Did it feel good to put your naughty child in (his/her) place?  

[Listener says you aren't his child]

Aiden: I'm not your (son/daughter)? Oh, but Father, I could be so much better! [Sicking sweet] I will do all that you will ask of me! I will give you all of my love, and I will be yours! You don't need this ungrateful creatine. The things (he/she) said about you behind your back- [Condescending] I dare not repeat it to a holy man!  

Aiden: But [Pause] you aren't really all that pious, are you, Father. You abandoned (him/her) because you are a coward. And when you came back, you thought all was forgiven. [Pause, upbeat voice] You became a priest! You would slave away before the feet of The Creare, and that shall earn you favor! [Laugh] You stupid, stupid [Demonic growl] stupid bastard!

[Sound of something heavy falling and the straining of the ropes]

Aiden: [Still in a demonic tone] Seeking forgiveness in the wrong place! (He/She) HATES you! Despises and resents you! Wishing (he/she) was a dry stain on a bed sheet, then drawing breath in your house!

Aiden: [Southern Accent, sounding like you are mimicking a woman] Hello there, Mister~ what's a guy like you drinking your sorry ass into oblivion for? Don't you know misery loves company! Why not come over and join my friends~ Come on! Follow me, you [More demonic] fucking pig!!

Aiden: [Laughing] That's what your sweet child called you! A pathetic pig! [Laughing] A pig rutting through the sows! [Laughter and Demonic pig squealing]

[Listener asks what they want with their child]

Aiden: [Condescending] What do we want? Why, only what a true father would want! To give them love~ to dry their tears, and whisper comforts in their ears. Such sorrow in the sweet (boy's/girl's) heart! What kind of father would ignore that!

Aiden: [Normal voice, sounds strained] Oh Papa ~ don't look so sad! I have a new father to look after me! They brought me their father. Every night, he would come when my heart was crying. Their father gave me his love. I-I didn't want it at first. It hurt [Pause] It hurt so much-But it felt good after a while! And that's what love should feel like! Right? It hurts… [Pause] it hurts, it hurts, it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts [Brakes down into crying]

[Water being sprinkled/splashed, sizzling. A sudden storm seems to roll in.] 

[Some glass being shattered, something heavy being moved. Ropes being strained]

Aiden: [Demonic Scream of pain] OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD!! [Struggling to speak] (He/She) doesn't WANT you!! (He/She) doesn't WANT to be saved!! [Laughter] 

[Listener starts to speak] 

Aiden: [Spitting on Listener] Say your little words! He will be deaf to you!! You pig! [Wince/hisses in pain] 

[Sprinkling of more Holy Water, sizzling] 

Aiden: [In Pain] Burns!!! [Cry of pain, normal voice] It burns!! Why!! Why are you doing this to me! Father? I-Is this fun for you!! Do you enjoy twisting my insides? [Shudder breath of pain] I hate you…I hate you so much…

[Sound of bones being broken; the wooden cross falls to the floor] 

Aiden: [Laughter, back to demonic voice] What's wrong, Father? Can't hold your little sticks with twisted fingers!! Awwww, [Pause] Go on! Pick it up and try again!!

Aiden: Tsk Tsk, Father…using your left hand? Don't you know that's the Devil's hand? 

[Sounds of bones being broken again, and the cross is dropped a second time.] 

Aiden: Oh…you poor pig. [Pause] No, no! Don't get up! 

[A body hitting the floor]

Aiden: A pig stays on all fours! Now go on! Crawl! Crawl away like you did from (son/daughter); crawl away like you did from your wife! And from everything else in your pitiful life! You seek redemption for your sins, Father? [Whisper as if it's right in the Listener's ear] Suck the barrel of a gun and beg your master for it from hell!

[Laughter and demonic pig squealing. More things breaking and falling. Storm and strong winds. Fast heartbeat: soon all fade]

[Silence]

Voice(Female or Male): [Soft whisper] My grace is all you need, for my power is the greatest when you are weak.

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-Optional lines start here-

[Silence, until a woman humming "What child is this?" And a soft heart monitor in the background fades in]  

Ruth: [Humming stops, kind tone] Why are you looking at me like that? 

[Listener asks like what?]

Ruth: [Soft laugh] Well, like you are worried! [Soft laugh] I wish I could worry like you, [In a joking manner] they probably would have found it sooner if I had- [Cut off] 

[Listener speaks]  

Ruth: [Remorseful] I'm sorry, I shouldn't be joking about it…[Sad sigh, Pause ] Do you know why I love you? Why I agreed to marry you all those years ago? [Soft laughter] I don't think even my parents could figure it out. We were complete opposites when we met. But I always saw how strong you were-[Cut off]

[Listener speaks, saying they are not strong]  

Ruth : [Slightly angry] Don't say that!

[Listener speaks]  

Ruth: [Sad tone] Honey…[Pause, kinder tone] You didn't let me finish. You always had this strength about you, I know you never shared my faith, but I think that's what made you so resolved in what you knew. Once your mind was set on something, you always followed through: no matter the outcome. And that has always comforted me, if I ever felt lost I knew you would lead me back home.

[Listener speaks]  

Ruth:   You're right. [Pause] But you can still be the man I know you are. Just not for me [Pause] but for (him/her).

[Sound of fabric shifting]

[Ruth giving Listener a soft kiss]

Ruth: [Soft whisper] My grace is all you need, for my power is the greatest when you are weak.

-Optional lines end here-

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[Snap back with the Sound of the storm and a strange low rumbling] 

Aiden: [Croaking out] Are you still there, Father? Come now, we were just having some fun, no need to take it to heart [Croaking laugh]

[Finger being snapped back into place]

Aiden: [Confused] What are you doing?

[A few more fingers popped back into place.]

Aiden: Oooo~ fixing your fingers? Or just enjoying the feeling? You should have told me you were a little bit of a masochist! We would have happily given you more-

[Listener starts speaking]

Aiden: [Taken Aback] T-Trying again? Well, go and lift your sticks! We'll see how much you love to suffer like the Carpenter you so dearly hold!

[Breaking bones]

Aiden: [Slightly angry, a little concerned] Enough, Father!! That was your arm; your neck will snap next if you don't shut your cock sucking mouth!!

[Listener continues] 

[Room starts to shake]

Aiden: [Screeching in pain] She knew, pig! Your wife always knew what you did with that sow! Doing this won't bring forgiveness! It won't bring redemption! You'll fail, and she'll laugh at you! In the end, you'll be screaming as you claw your throat out from hell, and she'll laugh at you!

[Listener is still talking]

Aiden: [Scared and in pain] Shut up!!! Shut up, you worthless pig!!!! never get your (son/daughter) back!! [Cry and demonic screeching in pain]  This soul is ours! [Struggling with rope, sudden crack of a bone] This body is ours [More bone cracking] And we will break every bone! We will twist every gut inside of (him/her)!! Bring (him/her) all to ruin!!

[The Room is shaking, rope snapping] 

[Demonic screams of pain, The Sound of light bulbs exploding. Then all the noise starts to slowly fade out.]

Aiden: [Cries of pain, turning into just crying. No more demon voice] I-I can't see….I can't see! [Pause] D-Dad?-Dad?! Wh-why can't I see?! [Crying] Help me, so-someone help me…please, dad, don't leave me!  

[Speaker still crying. Slow noises of Listener getting to his feet, slowly walking on glass. Then, quickly running over. Fabric rustling as Listener pulls Speaker close]

Aiden: [Scared] D-Dad? That's you…right? Is it you? [Pause] I'm sorry… I'm so sorry. I hated you, fo-for what you did to mom… but I swear! I never wanted th-this! I never wanted to hurt-

[Listener Speaks] 

Aiden: B-but how can you say that "it's alright?" What I said-What I did to you!

[Listener Speaks] 

Aiden: [Confused] That wasn't me? [Tired] It felt like me, so many me's, screaming and screaming and screaming! [Pause] But now, I can hear my voice. Everything is so quiet…quiet. [Pause] Dad? I can see [Trailing off] 

[Listener asks for what this sees. Off in the distance, police sirens are starting to arrive.]

Aiden: [Weak and tired] I can see Mom; she's saying, "It's going to be okay Aiden, it's going to be okay. " [Pause] Is that true?

[Listener says he believes so] 

Aiden: [Calm] Yeah [Pause] I think so too [Soft and weak] I'm tired… [A little frightened] Dad? Are you still there?  

[Listener says yes]

Aiden: I just wanted to make sure; I missed your voice [Softer and fading]. I'm tired [trailing off] 

[Police sirens are at the house, and someone is banging on the Door.]

The End

[lucascfa]

A fight between the baddest bitches begins

The ring girl, the exorcist girl, and The Thing, Whose winning..

I know my pick.

[areyoufrightened666]

•Are you frightened?

[asklionjonson]

The other “order 66″

Commisar Judiths 12 Vostroian siege regiment had had enough. The random fighting that had sprung up from the holding pen of Inquisitor Kyraks lab and the surrounding enclosure of the 15th Catchan regulars had been something they could not ignore as per the orders of the newly arrived Dark Angel chapter in orbit. 

As her skimmer made all speed towards the mountain research hub that made up the inquisitors base of operation Judith could hardly comprehend the amount of smoke, glowing blasts of plasma, and screams that traveled the horizon in seemingly all direction. She directed her driver towards the landing pad she had used earlier that week in a previous meeting with the reclusive inquisitor. Upon her last meeting he said he had discovered something that could sunder the Imperium if not handled correctly. 

    It wasn’t long after that did the Dark Angels arrived. The deeds of their chapter were legendary and while she herself was a fearless member of the Emperors guard she was glad to have her own angels of death supporting this investigation. Assisting the guards job in pacifying the rebellious planet earlier in the year were two companies of the Exorcist chapter. All of them were silent a majority of the time but when the guards division commanders ordered and investigation into the conflict happening mere kilometers away from their own headquarters it seemed Captain Arcus and his “Reaver” Bodyguards couldn’t volunteer fast enough to assist. 

The repurposed civilian skimmer settled on the pad. As if appearing from no where a number of Dark Angels and their newer Primaris brothers approached. Out of their numbers one baring the new marking of a Lieutenant  stepped forward palm open towards them a silent order to halt. Judith would have none of it. 

As she exited her vehicle an explosion rocked one of the research towers flames spilling out in every direction. None of the Astartes moved to take cover so neither would she. It began to rain, heavy drops pelting her Commisar cap. 

“What has happened here?” She called to the Lieutenant. 

“There’s been a rebellion mam.” The giant in Green and black responded. 

Wait. The Dark Angels were just green as far as she knew. Looking at the other Astartes surrounding the Junior officer a number of them sported different heraldry and color schemes. What was this. As she scanned she noticed a number of bodies behind the living walls of cermite in front of her. Bodies of the Catchan regulars the Inquisitor had used as his personal guard torn in half by bolt rounds or cut neatly by power weapons. 

The Lieutenant seemed to know where she gazed and raised his bolter to his shoulder. His men following suit.

“It’s time for you to leave mam.” 

Her hand was one the bolt pistol at her hips. Astartes or not her chances were just as good if not better with Captain Arcues and his skull masked reavers behind her. That was until two Exorcist Astartes stepped out from the nearby doorway.

Her blood went cold as she felt a heavy gauntleted hand on her shoulder pull her back and guide her towards the Skimmer she had arrived on. 

The pilot was bone white watching the ordeal and quickly started up the vehicle. 

Behind her there was a shout. Two of the bolter armed marines were on the ground missing an arm and a leg. Heading towards the skimmer at full tilt sprint were one of the Inquisitors death cult assassins clutching a blade coated in blood in one hand and a data drive in the other. It reached out to her seemingly about to toss the data drive before Captain Arcus’s speared hand impailed his chest. His reavers followed up quickly slicing the assassin neatly five ways. 

Two of his Reavers entered the skimmer beside her as the Captain recovered the data drive. As the skimmers door closed through the view port the doorway opened once more showed a giant towering even above the Primaris marines flanked by five of the kind each armed with some kind of heavy plasma gun and colored black. The last view of the research hub was Captain Arcus kneeling before the giant and offering the drive.

It had been nearly two weeks since the incident. The brass upstairs no longer questioned anything the Dark Angels did. Something had scared them good. Judith was a changed women. Her core resolve had been shaken to the core by what these “Angels” had done. After researching the number of Marines she had seen she found that she had witnessed nearly several successor chapters of the Dark Angels fighting besides the first founding chapter. This was legion building, something she dined to report immediately as soon as the massive Dark Angel Fleet floating above the planet left. 

Her vox bead rumbled.

“Judith here.”

“Commisar Judith. The Regiment is preparing for immediate movement  from the planet.” Her regimental colonel stated clearly.

“What?!” Judith couldn’t believe the opportunity. She could make her report faster and tell the Imperium of this potential threat. 

“We are being attached newly reformed Dark Angel Legion in orbit. Being led by one of the Primarchs himself!” 

Judiths eyes went wide. Her breath became shallow gasps for air.

“No...” 

“What was that Commisar Judith. There may have been a vox glitch.”

A heavy knock hit her door. She put her hands on either side of her head not believing this.

“Judith are you receiving?” 

Another knock harder this time. Tears were flowing like a river down her once steely face. 

“We’ll be just like the heroes of the great crusade Judith can you imagine it?”

The door open showing the two Exorcist bodyguards she had had on the return trip from the research had. Each one had a new addition to their armor. Hanging from their armored wrists were small steel chained bracelets with the symbol of the Dark Angels hanging from the end of the chain. Their eyes glowed a hot red.

[someshit-youknowhowlifebe]

If there isn’t a single moment in the next episode that is along the lines of: 

Bill: Wow! That looks awesome!

Doctor (Still blind): Hm. I’ve seen better.

Bill: Better than moving staircases?!

*Doctor puzzled and in slight shock*

Doctor: Trust me.. Okay, moving on, we were with the pope.

[sanas-style-art]

Drew some sloppy Lavi's at work today :3