Hey Typhlosion, why do you like moustaches so much?
“Who told you that I did?! ...Ah, it was probably me, somehow...again. Ugh.
Anyway, what’s not to like, huh? They can be flowing and pretty, or rough and rugged. They can tickle you when they come in close. Stylized or fluffed in, they just look irresistible...!
...Um...yeah. Thank gods I’m alone right now. Just, uh...just keep all that to yourself, ok? It’s been a while, so I don’t think any of the nice looking mustachioed fellows remember. Or the bearded guys. Or...any other kind of facial fur that falls under my type...”











