#fake anon

[tob-anon]

Eyeon: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.

Eyeon: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Fake: Oh, please. We're not children.

*Eyeon leaves*

Fake, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Arson Anon, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

Well, I guess as long as they don’t have a physical confrontation

[longbobmckenzie]

ur super uncool and dont rite gud at all

roberto haz gross face

*fart noise*

😘

[elizabeth-mitchells]

I wish you would write a fic where there is a horse and gay women that just happen to be called Mon and Sam and be stupid and they are gay together

bestie i SWEAR that i saw the notification and as the page was loading i was saying oh this better not be a joke from you again...

and here we are 😭😭

also!! i already wrote that! the horse was a mouse but anyway...

[hongcherry]

As your bestfriend I’m waiting for the day you finally admit, not only to yourself but also to the world that you love me more then you love not only Hongjoong but ALSO Scoups. You are in a state of denial with loving them more then me.

-Sincerely, your very sexy bestfriend who told you lovingly that they would smack you in the face with a plate.

I thought I’d sign off on the letter so you knew my love was real. Idc if you could already see who it was coming from😂

you for eternity:

[sharedsundayparody]

heard molly has a shrine of all her fav dancers at her house. she prays to it every night

This is true I’m one of the candles she lights to start the prayer

[animetrashlord-007]

HXH Hisoka please !!! Imagine him taking you out on vacation to a little known destination and without anyone around he really shows you who he is?!!!! Please?!

Hey hey hey now, fake anon. Are you trying to make me write an absolutely feral Hisoka or what?! My goodness, he’s a mess and you want Reader to see that? Shame on you lmfao love you <3 

[kpoptrashlord-007]

So I have been thinking a lot about wearing perfume on a secret date with Chunji when he explicitly asked me not to. You know - if you wanted something to write about 😂🥰💕

[problematicwelshman]

my cousin lives in NYC and shared this with me, i thought you would enjoy. she was at a dunkin donuts getting a coffee. in walks michael - alone i hear - walks up to order. my cousin stays cool, tries to snap a pic w/o being obvious. she didn't get the most interesting thing, though: he was wearing a t-shit, a brown jacket but - get this - he had a bag that said 'ACAB: All Cats Are Beautiful' on it. what do you make of that? it didn't look like a shopping bag - it looked like a legit man-purse.

I think you’re doing more harm than good spreading any degree of fake info.