#fake bts

[msdarkshadow]

[fake-bts]

this is the official account :)))

if you’ve followed @fake-bnha for a while you will definitely see recurring quotes with alternate characters

please let me know in my inbox if this bothers you

[lizzieisthetopbanana]

Taehyung: HA! *points at Jimin* There they are!

Jimin: What?

Taehyung: MY BOOTS, Jimin, you're wearing my boots!

Jimin: *looks down at feet in boots, looks back up in faux shock* Oh, yeah, I don't know how that happened!

Taehyung: Typical, typical Libra, that is, isn't it?!? Borrowing stuff without even asking me!

Jimin: No, that's Sagittarius.

Jin, who just overheard everything: Ya! *points at Jimin* Don't you be startin' on Sagittarians!

Taehyung: That's it, you've had it! *starts throwing lounge pillows at Jimin*

Jimin: Ya! Have 'em back! *kicks boots off feet towards Taehyung*

Taehyung: No, I don't want 'em!

*massive group pillow fight ensues*

[jhopefulworld]

💥2013💥

bighit: what do you think you’re doing

seokjin: i’m so sorry to cause inconvenience, i promise to do better

💥2018💥

bighit: mr kim, could you please maybe possibly consider not doing that?

seokjin: sincerely fuck you, hand me my hair dye

[jxzexora-blog]

BTS to Jungkook: Take lots of pictures of everything beautiful u see in Disney! We also want to see it!

(when Jikook return from the trip)

BTS look at Jungkook's camera: There are only photos of Jimin...(continue to look photos) here u can see the castle, but Jimin is in the middle. In all this Jimin, Jimin and Jimin!

Jungkook: Of course, u told me to take pictures of the most beautiful things i could see and only saw one.

(Jimin shy smile and slightly hits Jungkook totally blushed)

[jeon-joon-jimbo]

bts: *listening to music*

the weeknd: i can’t feel my face when i’m with-

hoseok: yoong.

bts:

yoongi:

the weeknd:

hoseok: ...but i love it.

[unrealbangtan]

Yoongi: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Namjoon: Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Jungkook: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Jin: Common Sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasty.

[startwreck]

Since we haven't gotten a sneak peek at David-as-Mulder and Gillian-as-Scully together yet, I took the liberty of making this rendering