@lanpaya4: I swear every time lando shows up to the paddock this season he's got a new employee with him. I just know that extension check is goooood.
@mcdando: lmao what does this one even DO. i swear in japan
we decided he was new admin and now he's lowkey giving
bodyguard
@formulaln: guys have we ruled out that he's a mclaren plant?
that's a whole member of the zak brown twink factory idc
@mcdando: me when i'm in a hiring hot employees contest and
my competition is lando norris: 😰
Alternatively: Lando shows up to the 2025 season with the team behind him, a rocket ship beneath him, and a brand new member of his entourage beside him. Only nobody can quite figure out what Oscar Piastri does.
(tags: wag!oscar; social media au; secret relationship)
ooohhh fake fic titles!!! i hope you dont mind if i offer a few~
→ this is not a joke (love me. love me.)
→ not every haunting is for horror (i did actually use this one for a fic, but id love to see what you come up with)
→ summer fruits
send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it
⋆｡‧˚ʚ (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ɞ˚‧｡⋆ thank you Snail!!!! This was incredibly fun!!!
I do feel like i’ve accidentally revealed too much of my unhinged story building process (,,¬﹏¬,,) this is also what my real fic notes and outlines are like (<- ah maybe my private notes are still a bit worse now that i think of it)
Anyway! First fake fic is Oikage and the last two are Goyuu! I do not have the mental energy to unfuck this so just resign yourself to my adhd flavored chaos and go with the flow babycakes ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
this is not a joke (love me. love me.) - Oikawa Tooru x Kageyama Tobio from Haikyu!!
oooooh this title sounds perfect for almost all my ships!! Lotta options!!! Hmmm because of all the thinking i did about soulmate au’s today i think Oikage would be good!!
Maybe oikawa confessing and tobio fully being convinced he’s being fucked with, i wonder what it would take to convince tobio that he’s being sincere~ this could be a short multi chapter fic~ maybe six chapters… Oh! Maybe in a 5 + 1 format? That’d work!! 5 times Tobio didn’t believe him and the 1 time he did~ haha that sounds quite cute!
But whats the starting incident… maybe Tobio getting a confession🫨Oh OH!! Make it start in middle school! It’d be really funny to end it in their canon dynamic in high school still being completely the same on the court but outside of it they’re in an established relationship for quite a long time
Just cracks me up to think of them arguing but still holding hands while they walk
Hmmmmm there is sequel potential???? Karasuno having a shenanigan (<- shenanigan looks too much like sharingan my dyslexic ass is definitely going to mix up one day) sulking bout having no girlfriend or whatever but at least they’re also single. And my beautiful autistic Tobio immediately being like “?????no??? I’m dating somebody” and immediate chaos breaks out
not every haunting is for horror - Goyuu
immediate first thought? Monsterfucking babes!! 😗 of course first choice is goyuu~ cursed spirit hmmmmmmm Gojou yeah. Surprisingly peaceful and Fluffy🤔 fluffy and smutty hmm yes good.
What kinda cursed spirit???? 😗 bububu~ biblically accurate angel type beat? Maybe he straight up doesn’t have a face/ head anymore and is just a halo with 6 floating eyes… how would you smooch him? Lick and kiss the eyes? Or the halo? Hmmmm both. No wings, needs to be something harder to grasp and understand.
Maybe the story can be inspired by so hold my hand (consign me not to darkness) by qalb_al_louz, love that fic. Maybe Kenny purposefully kills Gojou via decapitation and holds his head by the hair to wait for him to turn into a curse spirit that he can absorb with Getou’s technique~ instead Gojou’s body breaks the prison realm and becomes a curse from there instead of the head
Could do something fun and horrory~ shibuya happens on halloween after all~ make the decapitated head suddenly speak? Let the six eyes melt out of his face? Do nothing and play the scene straight but none of the characters notice the head is just gone suddenly. A lotta fun options wow!
Maybe play with Gojou’s later wish to be forgotten? But Yuuji is the only one that misses him and notices something is missing.
Oh right this was supposed to be smut?!
Okay sure fic ends with Yuuji fucking that eldritch bussy sloppy
summer fruits - Goyuu
let’s go with Goyuu, canon age and dynamic, basement era?, pining, kinda aimless fluffy one-shot, Yuuji pov
hmm so first thing i did was search up which fruits are summer fruits because sure as hell didn’t know lol~ apparently we’ve got watermelon, strawberries, cherries, peaches, apricots, blueberries, raspberries, figs, plums, and blackberries. Great line up!
Hmm since it’s summery and we start with watermelon, considering how watermelon is usually portrayed in anime i’d say we start at a beach trip as the start of the pining. Since JJK starts in June and Yuuji dies in July after knowing Kugisaki and Fushiguro for only two weeks, it would be good to postpone the detention center fuckery so that the first year trio has 1 month to spend together. They go to the beach with Gojou after exorcising a curse, maybe put in some dialogue about whether limitless also stops Gojou’s pale ass from getting sunburnt.
After that it’s detention center time and we get the basement arc. Maybe hmm the first thing i think of when i see that fruit is how i’d use em to bake sweets (recently i found a fig and walnut cookie recipe that im excited to try making!!!) so let’s make it a seduce your teacher with the power of sweets! It’d be a little cute to add a detail like Yuuji’s grandfather unexpectedly having a sweet tooth~ and that’d also give an explanation why Yuuji has his baking skill tree already a little built🤔 yeah that works!
Hmm the ending~ maybe something unexpectedly bittersweet? I really like Mandelily’s fic ‘The Shape of Loneliness’ and it has a moment where Yuuji makes Gojou caramel candies that he can take with him on missions~ the first final sweet that i thought would suit em was konpeito but after some research I’ve concluded that it’s unrealistic for Yuuji to make such a difficult sweet treat.
Maybe i can use that underestimating konpeito for some internal monologue and it’d help segue Yuuji into the final sweet he can make! Fruit drop travel candy~ final scene would be Gojou pov in the prison realm trying to eat the candy but since everything in there is in stasis i’m not sure he can even digest or melt the candy by sucking on it🧐 needs more research. But i do like the ending of Satoru returning Yuuji’s feelings, and the indestructible sweets keeping him company~ could be interesting!
I would love to read the long version of all those fake fics if I'm being honest! But: 🦮 for Campfire please dear and lovely Terra 🤎
Campfire
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Attack on Titan
Relationship: Levi Ackerman / Hange Zoe
Additional tags: #OG levi squad #canon universe #friendships #friends to lovers #field trip #camping #campfires #fluff #romantic feelings #romantic gestures #romantic… dreams? #sleep talking #no #smutty sleep talking ;) #secret relationship #but not for long #oops #relationship reveal #accidental public love confession #Levi Ackerman is a mess #severe second hand embarrassment
Word count: 860 words
The clearing was ringed by trees, their great limbs reaching skywards. Spindly branches grew to sharpened points like gnarled fingers, each clutching a thin fabric of leaves which wove into a threadbare canopy overhead. Pale light filtered between them; early evening sky turned grey by the rising smoke from the campfire. Bird calls pierced the quiet rustle of wind. Then, in the distance, a chorus of chirps echoed in response. Amongst the murmurings and stirrings of nature, the flames crackled.
Two squadrons of Survey Corps soldiers sat upon the fallen logs and leaf-strewn forest floor. The assembly had broken out into smaller groups, conversing intently as they suspended corn cobs over the flickering flames. The air was filled with the smell of roasted vegetables. Hange was terrifying Moblit with a report of Sawney’s cavities, following a dental examination they had personally carried out on the titan. Meanwhile, Oluo was outlining squad formations at painstaking length. Levi nodded as his squad member continued on and on and on… At first glance, it appeared as though the Captain was deep in thought. His eyes narrowed as though he was concentrating on visualising Oluo’s detailed descriptions.
...of course, it’s just my opinion that the Standby Squad should ride ahead of the Transport Squad,” Oluo drawled, “they are in the most protected position after all. Besides which, the Transport Squad carries our spare food, medical equipment, ODM gear…”
Levi’s eyelids fell shut as Oluo began to list off each item on his fingers. The Captain nodded again, his head falling to the side. Petra gasped as she felt his chin brush against her shoulder.
“Captain! Not here! I’m not read-”
It took her a moment to realise that he had not been consciously leaning towards her, but rather unconsciously. The young recruit froze, her shoulder bearing Levi’s head. Oluo stared at them before he gave a bitter sigh, dropping his hand upon his lap in disappointment.
“Well, that’s not what you want.”
“Oh my god…” Mutterings broke out around the circle amidst the nudging of elbows. Petra sat upright, her shoulders stiffened, not wanting to budge an inch lest she disturb Levi.
“Come on…” she tried in a placating tone, “we’ve had a long ride here. Let’s just let him sleep. I’ll be fine… as long as someone passes me some corn?” Petra was attempting to sound mildly amused - inconvenienced even - by the fact she was trapped, sitting on her heels and unable to turn her head. However, her face glowed in pleasure as her eyes continually drifted down to Levi’s face, resting so close to her own.
The conversation around the circle continued. Petra lifted her chin, her demeanour inflated as she sat eating and speaking with Eld. All the whilst she affected a casual lightness as though her senior officer was not huddled close to her, open and vulnerable in his slumber. Then, suddenly, Levi interrupted with a murmur.
Petra and Eld lapsed into silence, uncertain as to whether or not the Captain was stirring. He spoke again, only louder this time.
“Ah, Hange… take em off, baby… I don’t care if they’re small… wanna bury my face in them…..”
Petra’s corn on the cob rolled along the forest floor. All eyes were trained on Hange. The titan scientist feigned a perplexed expression as their eyes roved the tree tops.
“Did you guys hear something? Was that a lark? A great tit maybe…?”
“Sounds like Levi would know,” Eld cracked dryly, causing a ripple of laughter to break out amongst the recruits. The sound was followed swiftly by a nervous shushing as Levi raised his head, his eyes opening.
“… the hell are you all looking at?” he muttered. His glare immediately sought out Oluo. In his semi-conscious state, Levi tried to piece together the fragments of their earlier conversation. He remembered it had been something about squads and supplies…
“Well?” Levi growled.
“Sir… I… I was just suggesting an amendment to the riding formation,” Oluo answered anxiously, “not to say you don’t know breast - best!”
The swell of laughter bubbled up around the circle again. Hange fell to wiping their glasses on their yellow shirt, a deep flush creeping up the skin of their neck. Scowling, Levi climbed to his feet.
“If you’ve all got time to sit there snickering, then you’ve got time to help rebuild this fire.”
He scrutinised the dying embers. Most of the Survey Corps members had eaten by now. All that remained of the fire was a large charred stump, still smouldering in the centre. All of the smaller branches had collapsed to ash inside the middle of the pile. Levi looked up and caught Hange’s eye.
“Oi, Hange. Wanna give me a hand?”
Nervous titters broke out amongst the younger recruits. A few shoulders were shaking. Eld was grinning down at his lap. Oluo’s jaw was set. Gunther had crammed his fist into his mouth, tears pricking in the corner of his eyes.
“With what?” Hange asked, astonished.
Levi regarded her severely.
“Getting wood.”
The whole group burst out into a chorus of whoops and raucous laughter, Oluo hiccoughing loudly as he bit his tongue.
@youre-ackermine
Carver Himes is used to sailing the open seas under no ones authority but his own. He runs a tight crew and even tighter deadlines as he takes on quests for gold and goods.
However, the seas get turned upside down when he takes on the task of shuttling some cargo that's a bit unusual from his normal fair. Mainly, a maiden.
Beatrice Wilder is a no-nonsense, up-to-do woman who isn't easily charmed by Carver's personality. A new experience for him. And it doesn't help that she has something to say about all the obstacles they hit on the way to get her to her destination.
From sea dragons to sirens, from whirlpools to hurricanes, Carver is led to believe that Beatrice is nothing but bad luck. But not even defying death seems to impress Beatrice. To her, it's all a bunch of "nautical nonsense".
Carver had never regretted accepting a job until she stepped onto his ship.
Some Made Up Fic Titles for you! (This is minecraftbookshelf on my main XD)
One For Fiction, Two For Truth
A Map To Nowhere
Down the Candle Road
One For Fiction, Two For Truth: Set after a life season, Martyn finally captures a watcher. He decides to interrogate it while he has the chance, unfortunately for him it doesn't want to help, only answering with taps. Two for yes, one for no. What’s it's name? Why hasn’t it escape? And where are they held?
A Map To Nowhere: Only a few players managed to escape in the outer ring of the nuclear blast. One lucky survivor being Eret who’s leading the charge out of the Dream Smp. Everyone believes in her guiding them out but can Eret live up to the leadership? Does he even know where they’re going?
Down the Candle Road: Pix is the best archaeologist in all of the empires. But some times you need a bit of help getting around ancient ruins. Calling in a favour, Scott the local thief helps Pix with a new and unexplored site where golden candles are forever lit, leading them down further into the earth.
Thank you so much for these titles mate! Sorry for the mass reblogged I just really liked your blurb answers XD
🐑 wolf in sheep's clothing, alternate universe - magic, aged-up characters, heist
Wolf in Fair Isle Sweaters
Just because Willie was a Wolf, didn't mean he didn't like cozy things. Sure, wolves had a reputation for living rough, luring innocent girls in red hoods to their doom, and eating grandmas. But Willie was more of a 'cozy sweaters and curl up by the fire and bake muffins with your grandma' kind of Wolf.
Sadly, the townsfolk didn't see it that way. Which meant the only way to get cozy was to break into the town's yarn shop, steal a bunch of stuff, and hope he could learn how to knit from the books he'd seen in the window.
He hadn't expected the shop keeper to still be there when he broke in, though.
Prohibition Era America | Canon-Typical Violence | Hannibal (NBC) | Crossover AU | Ghost (Sweden Band) | Hurt/Comfort | Lovecraft Mythos | Songfic
Times were tough for the Emeritus Brothers. The banning of all wine forced the trio into becoming some of the most efficient and notorious bootleggers in all of Quakertown, but having to smuggle in all that alcohol whilst also sowing the seeds of Lucifer's influence throughout the hearts and minds of the townsfolk certainly eats away at a man's social life.
Secondo's sick of it, especially due to feeling like he's been given the brunt of the bootlegging work now that Primo and Terzo have gotten too distracted trying to prove the existence of fucking aliens of all things! What he needs is a sensible person to spend some time around, someone to help relax him from all the turmoil in his life. Dare he even say... a friend.
His wish is granted by a chance encounter with a fellow wine connoisseur named Hannibal Lector, but unfortunately for Secondo his relationship with this seemingly fine man may himself lead to more stress and terror than he could ever imagine.
Will Secondo finally find the song in his heart? Will Terzo ever reach third base with Azathoth? Are there other important characters in the Hannibal series and do I even know their names? All of these questions shall be answered within the unspeakable chapters of...
Wine Drunk Killer Cannibals from Outer Space: The Musical
Fake fic title: "I Have Hated You All For Millennia" + the Volturi
And obviously this is sung to the tune of A Thousand Years. Anyway
Centuries after the civil war caused by the Cullens and their rebel army, the vampire world is still one of disorganized chaos. Marcus, now an aimless nomad, stumbles upon Stefan and Vladimir's stronghold one day. This is his long-awaited chance to destroy the villains who destroyed his happiness so long ago. But instead he uncovers a shocking truth: Didyme's murderer is closer to home than he ever realized. Can eternal enemies truly become allies?
