Fake Dating (2) Masterlist
and i fell for the lie that i told (ao3) - jbhmalum
Calum/Ashton
T, 10k
Summary: "If Calum is being honest — and Calum is always honest — it starts out as something completely innocent."
In which cashton get annoyed at the paps for always being there on their coffee runs and so they start to fuck with them. And the fans. And basically the entire world. Calum really shouldn't be that surprised when he starts catching feelings.
OR: 5 times Calum and Ashton pretend to be a couple in front of the cameras, and 1 time they are one, for nobody but themselves.
Epoch (ao3) - lourrygum
Michael/Luke
E, 10k
Summary: But Michael’s in a band, of course. He hasn’t spent over two months in his own home in over four years and he definitely hasn’t spent up to that amount of time anywhere else. L.A.’s the only place where they’d stuck around long enough to stop getting lost often enough to have to spend fifteen minutes on Google maps figuring out where the hell they were. And even then, they only stayed for around six weeks. It’s not like six weeks isn’t enough to meet someone, but it’s definitely not enough to start to like them and date them and continue to like them enough to put an effort into the long-distance thing.
or, michael's parents are worried, luke wants to help, calum can't lie, and ashton knows best
for real - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor)
Calum/Ashton, brief Calum/OMC
T, 4k
Summary: Michael keeps trying to set Calum up on blind dates, and one day Calum accidentally slips and says he has a boyfriend when he doesn't, so Ashton offers to be his fake boyfriend. It works, until Calum messes things up.
i got a long-term plan (with short-term fixes) (ao3) - bellawritess
Michael/Luke
T, 4k
Summary: Michael comes into the bookstore one day with the weirdest request he’s made of Luke in the almost-year they’ve known each other.
“I need a hot boyfriend,” he announces. “You in?”
Luke frowns very slowly. “To help you find a hot boyfriend?”
“To be my hot boyfriend,” Michael says, like it’s obvious. “Temporarily.”
It's Almost Like Being In Love (ao3) - sugarysnaps
Luke/Ashton
G, 22k
Summary: Upon entering the small jewelry shop Luke felt a surge of reality wash over him. It’d been nice in their little bubble of fake engagement. But now that they were here to replace the fake ring for their fake engagement to convince his parents of a lie, reality was a force to be reckoned with.
After a drunken posting online Luke Hemmings has found himself caught up in an intricate lie; a fake engagement to his college dorm mate, Ashton Irwin. During spring break the two must convince their families of their relationship all the while battling with interfering feelings and obstacles of secrets and pasts that are bound to catch up to them. Through the trials and tribulations of the lies and secrets, the two may find happiness within each other. Not every lie is completely devoid of truth, and perhaps their "fake" feelings hold unspoken truths.
Meet Me Under the Mistletoe (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes)
Michael/Ashton, background Luke/Calum
T, 15k
Summary: Michael has been letting everyone at the office believe he has a boyfriend for the past few months. Things become complicated when they ask to meet his boyfriend at the company winter party.
"No" Probably Would Have Sufficed (ao3) - littleficlets (addictedkitten)
Michael/Luke, past Michael/Harry
G, 366
Summary: "Am I going to have to pretend to be your boyfriend for the rest of the tour?"
Of Plastic Flowers And Enthusiastic Mothers (It's Always Been You) (ao3) - thecoloursinthegravel
Luke/Ashton, minor Michael/Calum
N/R, 9k
Summary: Ashton asks Luke to pretend to be his date for his cousin’s wedding. (For his mum’s sake, of course.)
Luke has this teeny tiny little issue in that he’s kind of maybe slightly very much in love with Ashton.
And boy, does Ashton look good in a suit.
put the stars in our eyes (ao3) - burstintocolor (anchormate)
Luke/Calum
M, 25k
Summary: Ben hangs up, leaving Luke still reeling. His family thinks he and Cal are dating. And they weren’t surprised. They’d been waiting for it. His mum cried because she was so happy for him. And worst of all, he hadn’t had a chance to correct Ben.
Luke rolls over on his bed, burying his face in his pillow and letting out a groan.
or, luke's family thinks he's dating calum. luke doesn't correct them.
Too Close to See (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes)
Michael/Calum
T, 20k
Summary: “Oh,” his mother breathes. “You and Calum finally figured it out.”
That is not what he was thinking. He’s not entirely sure what he was thinking, but passing Calum off as his boyfriend was not it. Still, Michael is not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
“Yes, Calum and I figured it out, so I’ll be bringing him to the wedding. No need to set me up with anyone, because I’m dating Calum.”
under the mistletoe - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor)
Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton, Sierra/Crystal
T, 3k
Summary: Michael needs a date to his work's Christmas party. Luke offers to be his fake date. Michael should be thrilled about this, but Michael's had a crush on Luke ever since they met each other. Now he has to fake date Luke for a party when his feelings aren't fake at all.
wish I could say something (ao3) - irwah
Calum/Ashton
G, 6k
Summary: “What do you mean you’re getting married?!” Comes Luke’s tinny voice, squeaking through the speakers of Ashton’s phone.
"It just makes sense, Lu.” Ashton sighs. “I don’t have the money to go back to paying full rent for the flat and he doesn’t wanna get sent back to France. It just works, logistically.”
Or: the Brexit fake dating AU that no-one asked for
you are the sun (and i’m just the planets spinning around you) (ao3) - orphan_account
Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton
T, 17k
Summary: "are you ready for this?” his ‘boyfriend’ asked, squeezing his hand again and giving him a reassuring smile.
― michael’s being forced to go to a stupid family event, even though it really does seem like just yesterday that he was being forced to fly out to australia for his nan’s funeral. it wasn't like he hated his nan and didn't want to mourn her death, he just honestly couldn't be bothered to deal with his family’s constant digs and comments about how unlovable he was and how he should definitely be in a relationship by his age. but ashton had a way to fix that, it all just depended on whether luke agreed or not.
(or: the fake dating fic.)
you're still the best thing in my life (ao3) - forforever (preciousthings)
Luke/Calum
G, 2k
Summary: in which luke gets drunk, tweets something stupid, and is in love with his best friend the whole time.