#fallingdownthestairs

[sheet-cake]

I trip over air. #accidentprone #fallingdownthestairs #clutsy #michigangirl https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp2beVJu61G/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[onceuponadisneystore]

😆 I’m forever falling down the stairs 🙈 #falling #stairs #fallingdown #fallingdownthestairs #disney #disneymemes #disneymeme #disneymemesarethebest #disneymemesarelife #funny #haha #hahaha #disneyworld #disneyland #disneylife #disneylove #snowwhite #princess #clumbsy #sevendwarfs #disneymovie #disneyfilm #memes #meme #memes😂 #laststep #foreverfalling #clumsy #soclumsy #scared https://www.instagram.com/p/CCle6TsDL9F/?igshid=1j70dtu2d5q1e

[jbernalphoto]

stupid sun #summersweat #heathen #fallingdownthestairs (at Williamsburg, Brooklyn) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByIyPXSBMqI/?igshid=jiaf9pwseabh

[nancytoday]

#oops #fallingdownthestairs #desi #desmondtoday https://www.instagram.com/p/BvgsmV6Ftxw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y2iktzpaw15c

[foureyedtitan]

So today my mom let me go to school late because I had to go to the public library to print something out for science which was my first block. When I got to the school I was walking down the stairs and I swear the fucking steps moved because I fell down the he damn stairs hitting each one and the kid at the bottom of the stairs just stared at me while I laughed for like 10 minutes straight... That was my day

[soccerdominator21-blog]

R u that person who always falls down the stairs?? Follow and like if u r👍👍👍

[caulfieldvsgoddamnphonies]

Idiots Everywhere

There comes a moment when you would love nothing more than to scream at all the idiots surrounding you. I may or may not have taken that initiative. In the middle of the night. On the weekend. But hey, in my defense I was leaving the damn school forever, so what better way to say goodbye then to scream, "sleep tight, ya morons!" (Salinger 68) before turning tail and running. I reckon I woke up every damn person in the building. 'Course I almost ruined that glorious moment by practically breaking my neck attempting to take the stairs two at a time.... But hey, no one really needs to know that right?

[welp-reviews]

Falling down the stairs and landing on your feet

Falling down a flight of stairs and concluding with your feet firmly planted is a mixed experience to be sure.  I was going down the stairs of my building that I’d descended thousands of times before, wearing a pair of shoes I’d worn zero times before.  They weren’t even high heels, just a regular pair of lace-up boots, a little stiff.  Apparently too stiff for me to bend my ankle in order to point my toe downward and land on the next step while my heel cleared the previous one.  My ankle didn’t bend and the heel of my foot caught on the step.  This sent me tumbling down the stairs, past my boyfriend as limbs and those heavy boots clunked against each level.  But after the last step, something amazing happened.  I landed in a squat with both feet on the ground, my arms in front of me, and without taking another step or using my arms, I pulled myself upright.  I’d stuck the landing, like one of those baby Chinese gymnasts!  I was Catwoman!

If you happen to fall down the stairs, I would highly recommend landing on your feet.  It’s never fun falling down the stairs, but landing on your feet gives you more opportunities to play it off.  After you land, you can shout, “Tada!” and either bow or do one of those gymnast, arms up, arched back moves after they land from swinging around on those bars.  Your friends will think you’re an expert in physical comedy, fully in control of all your haphazard movements.  They’ll laugh and think you’re so funny and down to earth for risking your neck to surprise them with that crazy move.  Or they’ll assume you’re a Hollywood stunt actor and secretly wonder if you can introduce them to Mark Ruffalo.  They don’t want to be too obvious about it, so they’ll probably just spend the rest of the night bringing you drinks and trying to impress you. 

Since I’ve only stuck that one landing, my experience can be summarized thusly:

Con:  Falling down the stairs.

Pro:  Feeling like Catwoman.

Plus one star for Catwoman.