happy @cold-boy-tapes kick-off day! thank you @bell-swamp-fitzjames for putting on the cold boy event of the summer!
above is the link to my spotify playlist for Modern Day Edward Little's gym session. This is sort of like if a music playlist could be horny. Tracklist and write-up below the cut.
This is a very specific flavor of Edward Little who visits the gym. At first I thought I would make a sludge metal or nu metal or rap metal playlist for his gym workouts. The idea was he's sad guy but he still lifts weights.
However, awhile ago I was talking with @werewolfsone about what I think Ed would be like at the gym. Between difficult sets I have a habit of just sort of staring off into space and dissociating, completely empty-headed. I thought Ed might also be prone to gym dissociation. Mack thought that maybe Ed might enjoy being a gym himbo (thembo? bimbo?) and I really love that idea. So here is the playlist for an Ed Little who isn't sad at the gym, because he's getting horny at the idea that his gym dissociation is making him dumber.
Bang Bang Bang by Sohodolls - This one is a lot slower and calmer but still sexy. Great song to start stretching and warming up to.
I've Seen Footage by Death Grips - I personally go right to cardio after my warmup (I don't know if that's correct. I don't actually know how to work out.) But this is really fun and can help motivate when you have to move quick.
Where's Your Head At by BasementJaxx - not sexy yet but I think that Ed might like the high bpm. Also kind of hypnotic....
JOYRIDE by Kesha - High bpm and to me this is a pervert song. Probably because I saw a fanedit of Crash (1996) set to this song.
Bathroom Bitch by HOLYCHILD - Very fun song to lift weights to. Very horny. The line "I wanna drip it from my ass to the floor" is one of the horniest lines in music ever written I think.
Girl, so confusing by CharliXCX - CharliXCX is gay guy music to me. It's like catnip to gayboys. The bass on this is also really yummy. A few tracks on this playlist are more thembo Ed to me, and this is one of them.
Satisfaction by Benny Benassi, The Biz - you aren't allowed to work out if you don't listen to this song. Your work out actually doesn't count if you don't listen to Satisfaction.
Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica - Ed is kind of the emo boy in this situation.
Vacation Bible School by Ayesha Erotica - Have you thought of femboy4femboy edving? I have.
Girls in Bikinis by Poppy - You can imagine Ed imagining girls in bikinis or you can imagine Ed wearing a bikini. I think they're both correct. "I wanna see boys in bikinis too, they'd look good on you."
Final Girl by Graveyardguy, Slayyyter - This is a fun song and also a cool pervert song for individuals who enjoy Perpetrator/victim-type roleplays.
Slumber Party (feat. Princess Nokia) by Ashnikko, Princess Nokia - this is yuri joplittle to me.
Boys by CharliXCX - This song is so adorable and fun and cute. You don't even have to be attracted to men to like this song. The workout has ended so you can imagine Ed is laying on the floor with a medicine ball nearby him, all of the anxiety has been wrung out of his body through the help of lifting heavy and listening to gay guy music while fantasizing about dumbification.
Happy Summer!
