I am 28 years old. This does not stop my father from leaving lists of chores for me that grow increasingly cryptic with each line item
[IMG: DISHES written in caps on a note]
This is fine. It probably means loading the dishwasher but COULD potentially mean hand washing or moving dishes from a room they don't belong in. Easy.
[IMG: KOUNTERS written in caps on a note]
Slightly harder. The K implies some level of humor, meaning that the trickster god posing as my father in this life probably wants more than wiping down the kitchen counters. Possibly I am meant to organize the compendium of gummy vitamin bottles my father and I have collectively accumulated so they stop passively invading the blender's personal space. Maybe he wants the mail sorted that's been on the island for a week. There's Detail to be filled in.
[IMG: GARTRASH written in all caps on a note]
Please, father. I can tell there's something to do with trash, possibly the garage, but what? Put trash in the garage? Take it out? Clean the garage? Trash the garage? But given the K in counters, could the G be a C? Is this meant to be car trash? Should I clean out the cars?? WASH the cars?? Or is it supposed to be GARNISH and have some other, food related meaning??? Please, Loki in my father's skin, what do you want of me? I am just a mortal. Have mercy