#feces mention

[anti-terf-posts]

poops in ur face

yeah i don’t like you sorry

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

When you’re completely desensitized to bodily fluids from working in early childhood education; and you tell what you think is a funny story from your work day, but it ends up physically churning people’s stomachs and ruining their appetite for the rest of the day.

That being said: I’ve just been made aware of the fact that most sane people do not find coprophagia to be humorous.

[vague-humanoid]

[absurdly-useful]

5 PM the day before my colonoscopy.

It is now time to take the Potion of Epic Shitting.

[coookiemilk]

love it when middle schoolers spread feces all over the bathroom at your workplace 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 /sarcasm

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A bear came up to me, pooped on my foot, and left.

[mildew-mop]

Growing up in the country means always being able to recognize the smell of cow shit.

[dragonbleps]

Called the vet as soon as i woke up. They said they don't have any available appointments until after Thanksgiving, BUT if I get a fecal sample i can bring it to them and they can run tests. Depending on the results of the tests they might squeeze us in somewhere

Missed the morning poo bc i was on the phone, but they're eating now so it's only a matter of time