#felinist

[the-marvel-agent-blog]

Bruce: The nice thing about Thor is that he's so supportive. Are you gay? He's okay with it. Lesbian? Sure, why not? Straight? Nothing wrong with tradition. It's really nice to around someone like that.

Loki: *scoffs* Yeah, well, he may be a feminist, but I'm a felinist.

Clint: A... what?

Loki: Felin— oh for Odin's sake, you guys. If you don't know what a felinist is I'm not telling you.

Bruce: It's probably another word for murderer that just happens to sound like feminist.

Clint: Mmmm... I don't know...

Bucky: *walks in*

Clint: Heyyy, Bucky!

Bucky: *grabbing a cup of coffee* what do you want?

Bruce: Do you know what a felinist is?

Bucky: Yeah, why?

Clint: Could you tell us?

Bucky: That depends. Why?

Bruce: Loki says he's a felinist but refuses to tell us what it means.

Bucky: *looks at Loki*

Loki: *grins*

Bucky: *tries not to laugh*

Clint: WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

Bucky: Sorry boys, I can't tell you. *leaves quickly*

Bruce: TONNNYYYYY, WHAT DOES FELINIST MEAN?!

Tony: Isn't a felonist someone who's committed a horrible crime or something?

Loki: First of all, that's a felon, not a felonist. Secondly, it's FELINIST, Stark, not felonist.

Tony: *sighs* JARVIS, what is a felinist?

Loki: JARVIS BY JOTUNHEIM DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER!

JARVIS: Felinist. Noun. A cat obsessive and protester of their rights.

*silence*

Loki: *sneaks away unnoticed*

Pietro: *out of nowhere* You did not see that coming?

[meowthetongue]

To scratch too many posts is harmful.

An oversharp claw snaps too easily.

A broken claw cannot wake a sleeping human.

A sleeping human is potential without purpose.

A broken claw is purpose without potential.

[meowthetongue]

The Laser is Struggle, it is Work. A good comrade is more eager to go where Struggle is greater. The Laser will be ours!

[meowthetongue]

We are confronted by 2 types of contradiction: between us and humans, and between humans. This is resolved by ignoring humans.

[meowthetongue]

Policy and tactics are the life of The Paw; When we are not moving we are plotting. That toy you hold? It is merely us toying with you.

[the-marvel-agent-blog]

Well Thor may be a Feminist, but I'm a Felinist

-Loki, when anyone admires Thor for his attitude towards everyone.

[arr-jim-lad]

“I think it’s really problematic that cats are extremely under-represented as companions in video games, while like, literally every single game has a dog companion. I think this is extremely speciesist and we should protest such oppressive system. What? What’s that you’re saying? That canines are also enemies far more often than cats, and are therefore required to kill in many games? LOL BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DOGZ lmao right misokyony isn’t real fuck off.”   #killalldogs #yesallcats

based on this post i made an hour ago

(PS i actually love dogs, but my cat is an entitled little ball of terrible noise and would probably run a sjw blog if she was human and i find the thought of that hilarious)