The Marvel Agent

Just a crazy 'lil fangirl who loves Sherlock, Marvel, Miraculous Ladybug & Chat Noir and Ranger's Apprentice, not to forget Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit. Also the sole runner of the Clint Barton Appreciation Club, with a special love for Loki Laufeyson, Pietro Maximoff and Bucky Barnes. [If you share any of these posts to other media platforms, please give credit back to me :-) ]

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Bucky: *gets attacked and fatally wounded*

Bucky: *is dying*

Steve: *crying* Bucky no! You promised me that you'd die of old age, with me by your side!

Bucky: *still dying* well technically, I'm dying because I became too old to handle three people at once.

Steve: *sobs*

Bucky: And TECHNICALLY, you're right here while I'm dying.

Steve: *cries louder*

Bucky: So TeChNiCaLLy, I AM dying of old age with you by my side.

...

Bucky: Steve?

...

Bucky: Stevie?

...

Bucky: D'you think you could stop crying long enough to call an ambulance?

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[SAD POST ALERT]

To be fair, this isn't the first time Loki has 'died' in the first ten minutes of the movie. Remember Dark World, when he 'died' halfway? And that time he was thrown out of the Bifrost by Hela? Or that time he decided to jump off the Rainbow Bridge? Or that time when he pretended to be choked by Thanos? Or that one time everyone thought he'd died triggering the apocalypse and destroying Asgard? Or that time Thor stabbed him? Or that time Brunnhilde and Bruce teamed up to 'punish him' for faking his death so many times? Or that time Tony found a way to conceal his magic and he pretended to jump off a cliff? (Okay those last three haven't happened yet, but they might) And what about that time when Frigga died and he almost died of grief? Or that time Thor threw him out of a Dark Elf Harrow? Or all those hundred of times that are still to come, or have already happened but will only be revealed when they travel back in time?

No, this isn't the first time. It might be the last, though.

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Loki: I'm a master at blowing things up. Watch, I'll demonstrate—

Steve: NOT THE WHITE HOUSE LOKI THERE'S IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THERE!

Loki: *sighs* fine, how about the hospital?

Thor: There are injured mortals there, brother.

Loki: *rolls eyes* oKaY, what about the HIGH SCHOOL? Peter says he hates the place anyway.

Tony: YeAh bUt He'S tHEre NoW sO hOW AboUt NO!?!

Loki: Urghhh fine, what CAN I blow up?

*silence*

Loki: I have an idea!

*5 minutes later*

Tony: NOT THE AVENGERS BASE LOKI WHAT THE—

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!:

Y/n: *impressed* you were right, you really are good at blowing stuff up.

Loki: I know right?

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Fun fact: Quicksilver is another word for mercury. Mercury used to be called hydrargyrum.

HYDRArgyrum.

Just let that sink in.

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will: how do crowley and halt get out of these messes?

gilan: they don’t. they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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TRUE

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Scott: *tries to keep a straight face*

Wanda: *smiles*

Clint: *giggles*

Steve: *tries not to laugh (and fails)*

Bucky: *laughs REALLY loudly*

Sam: Guys I could've DIED, stop laughing!

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Headcanon that Tony is paying MJ to keep an eye on Peter so he doesn't tell everyone that he's Spiderman.

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Little Kid: How do you spell hope?

Me: L-O-K-I-C-O-U-L-D-B-E-A-L-I-V-E

Little Kid: That doesn't sound right.

Me: Wait, did you say Hope? My bad. W-A-S-P. oR H-O-P-E-P-Y-M

Little Kid: *writing* are the P, Y and M silent?

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Okay but Pym is SO protective over his tech, it's insane. Imagine being Hope during that intitial attack on New York.

"Dad, New York is under attack by aliens. You have a supersuit. Maybe you should go help."

Although... Hope and Pym weren't on speaking terms back then. Do you think Pym considered helping out? Or was he just like "nah, someone'll handle it"?

[edeviant]

no guys dont tell me ra fandom is dead

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THE RA FANDOM ISN’T DEAD UNTIL PEOPLE STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER HARNAUT IS A VALID SHIP, AND I DON’T THINK THAT’LL EVER HAPPEN SO WE’RE SAFE I’ll stop shouting now.

[redrose-arrow]

Woah

Harnaut? I’m very accepting of people’s but if you ship Harnaut I WILL unfriend you

I have done so in the past @ you know who

@ the non-Dutchies: Harnaut is Halt/Horace and it Is PeDoPhIliA

[lattereadsra]

Wh-

That’s like people shipping Halt/Will

Please Do Not, thanks

(Also, the fandom isn’t dead. We have an RA Discord server! The link is in my blog description!)

[smallbrazilianperson]

Shipping Halt/Will and Halt/Horace is just about one of the grossest thing anybody from the fandom could do

Just don’t.

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jesus there r ppl who ship halt/will??? and halt/horace??? shit

tbh that is pedo shitshitshit if u make halt pedo i am ready to kill

yea ra fandom not dead i can see

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Lol I don't ship Harnaut at all (I agree with the above opinions, it's gross and just... not right.) but I think I proved my point — this fandom is very much alive XD.

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Ok but what if the Avengers 4 trailer shows all the people that died in the snap, hinting at that they come back, but there's nothing about Clint or Wanda. And so everyone is all annoyed that they forgot Clint AGAIN, but then in the last ten seconds you just see Clint and Wanda staring at something off-screen, and you hear a voice with a Sokovian accent saying

"You did not see that coming?"

[edeviant]

no guys dont tell me ra fandom is dead

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THE RA FANDOM ISN'T DEAD UNTIL PEOPLE STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER HARNAUT IS A VALID SHIP, AND I DON'T THINK THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN SO WE'RE SAFE I'll stop shouting now.

[cillyscribbles]

halt in disguise: i’m 50% calculated risk taking, 70% social strategy and 80% decent life choices.

ferris: that’s 200%.

halt in disguise: i’m twice the king you’ll ever be.

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T'challa returning from the Soul World in Avengers 4 would be the equivalent of Odin randomly showing up after having been dead for four years.

"I'm back! How long did you survive without me? I'd like to be king again please."

"Dude, Asgard blew up in fiery inferno three days after you left."

*Awkward cricket sound effects*

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"This is no place to die"

At least you died in battle, isn't that honourable for Wakandans or something? And you died IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU UNGRATEFUL CAT, THAT'S MORE THAN MOST OTHERS CAN SAY! PETER DIDN'T EVEN DIE ON HIS OWN FREAKING PLANET!!! AND YOU WERE WHAT, FIVE MILES FROM YOUR PALACE? UNAPPRECIATIVE DRAMA QUEEN!

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*Avengers' behavior in a restaurant*

Waitress: May I take your orders?

Tony: Just order whatever you want I own this place (literally)

Clint: Do they have pizza?

Bruce: Just... a salad would be nice.

Nat: I'm not ordering, I'll probably eat Clint and Tony's.

Bucky: ...I had something in mind but I forgot.

Wanda: Do you have any dishes originating from Sokovia?

Peter Q: Something out of this world.

MJ: I don't eat, I survive by absorbing the chaos radiating off others. But a pizza sounds good too.

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*later*

Waitress: Can I help you with anything?

Thor: *throws napkin on the ground because he's not allowed to break glasses* Another!

Loki: This tastes horrible. There's nothing wrong with the food, I'm just a picky b*tch who finds fault in everything.

Sam: I'll pay you ten bucks if you poison the guy with the metal arm for me.

Rocket: I'll pay you twenty bucks if you steal that guy's metal arm for me.

Scott: I'MHAVINGSUPPERWITHTHEAVENGERSI'MFREAKINGOUT

Drax: You can't see me. I'm invisible. Who are you taking to?

Gamora: Some grapes would be nice. I love crushing them.

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*dessert*

Waitress: What can I get you for dessert?

Steve: Apple pie.

T'Challa: Anything frozen.

Peter P: Can I have ice cream with chocolate sprinkles?

Pietro: *bouncing around aggressively on a sugar-rush*

Shuri: Same as Peter, but with rainbow sprinkles.

Mantis: We are entering a desert? Some water would be useful.

Groot: I am groot.

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Loki: Are you suggesting that my chances of survival are identical to those of a runt in a Midgardian nature documentary?

Tony: Numbers don't lie, Loki.

Loki: *staring into the distance* I feel sorry for the people rooting for the runt.

Thor: *in the background* Yeah, they're about to watch that thing die three times.