#wot shitpost

[follow-your-heartstone]

[pookreate]

the funniest bit of WoT to me will always be Rand, Perrin, and Mat's mutual belief that they personally cant women to save their lives, but each of the other two is secretly a Don Juan

[wotrot]

Audiobook listeners won’t have seen this, but if you read the prologue to Lord of Chaos and skim so you only really notice the Dark One’s speech, he comes off like a clingy ex harassing Demandred via text message. These are quotes from pages 4 – 5 in my copy of the book, caps and all (just gonna go ahead and add Captain Capslock to the many names Shai’tan is known by).

DEMANDRED.

DEMANDRED, HOW FARES THIS WORLD?

THE CHOSEN DWINDLE, DEMANDRED.

WOULD YOU UNLEASH THE BALEFIRE IN MY SERVICE, DEMANDRED?

DEMANDRED, STOP LEAVING ME ON READ*

*ok that one’s not actually a book quote, but you know if TDO had messenger he’d be sending that

[declan-mice]

i was draining pasta yesterday and as i was pouring the water down the drain i was like “damn the aiel would hate pasta because it wastes so much water to cook” 😭

[birgittesilverbae]

day 1 in the White Tower

[gaydal-cain]

So with Rand running off early, it looks like Lan's short a swordplay student. Maybe he could, say, teach a certain shielded Aes Sedai instead? Just to make sure she can defend herself, you know? and not at all because Moiraine with a sword would be hot af.

[gothsbabe]

The heavy handed cut to Egwene over that specific comment when Moiraine is telling the story of Manetheren sent me so deep. Book readers, you know what I mean.

[stealthpoptarts]

Women from Altara and from Far Madding must either get along really well, or viciously hate each other.

There's no in-between. Not possible, even with Ta'veren.