Naruto Sexuality Headcanons
This is pre-boruto because I don’t know anything about Boruto.
Naruto is bi.
Sasuke is demi-sexual. It’s the only way I can explain the weirdness between him and Naruto, and him ending up with Sakura.
Sakura is straight.
Sai is ace. He likes paint.
Kakashi is ace.
Kiba is bi but to an almost pansexual degree? If someone’s down, he’s down.
Shino is aromantic but not asexual. He wants kids (he teaches at the Academy for christ sake! Though that doesn’t actually make a lot of sense as the clan heir... I’ll need to deal with that later)
Hinata is bi but prefers men. She’s experimented, specifically with a lot of blonds (she has a type, good for her) but really admires and respects Naruto.
Kurenai is pan.
Shikamaru is bi but prefers women. Specifically strong, domme like women (just look at Temari. Do not tell me that she would not top him.)
Choji is bi but Does Not Care for appearance. He cares more about how they treat his teammates.
Ino is pan. She does not care about age but will draw the line at children who are under 16 (my headcanoned adult age for civilian children and when Kage are legally allowed to start the spying via sleeping with a target) but she has no problem with older men, women, or unspecified gender.
Asuma is but did experiment when he was up with the Monks of the Fire Temples. It didn’t work out but hey, it’s not like he has a long lost kid somewhere being raised by a fire priest.
Neji... I can’t really figure him out. Too serious. Probably somewhere on the ace spectrum but doesn’t really care. Probably just interested in getting through life with Rock Lee as a teammate.
Tenten is BI AS FUCK
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ROCK LEE’S SEXUALITY IS????? I JUST REREAD THE ENTIRE SERIES AND I DON’T GET GAY, ACE, BI, STRAIGHT OR TRANS VIBES FROM HIM!
My friend (who has never watched or read Naruto), that from a single picture, that he is somewhere on the pan/ace spectrum. I am deferring to their judgment because they are non-binary, openly bi and don’t know anything about him.
Might Guy is the same as Rock Lee. Maybe straight.
Temari is bi.
Kankuro is asexual. He likes being the fun uncle.
Gaara is very much ace but loves children. So he adopts way too many children. (He’s like Batman, with 10+ children running around that he’s not entirely sure are his but eh, doesn’t really matter at this point)
Karui is straight but was bi-curious in her youth.
Omoi is a baby. Probably bi or pan, but is full of anxiety and is not allowed anywhere near romance until he can get some anti-anxiety medication.
Not to say he can be in a relationship, but he’ll probably go nuts overanalyzing and then break up with the person in like, a month tops. Unless the person is really good, then I root for them both.
Mitarashi doesn’t care about sex or romance. She likes fire and explosions.
Ibiki is Tired. (I know it’s not a sexuality, but honestly, for this man, it should be an exception. He has to deal with the bullshit people of the T&I unit. Which is an entirely other post).
Zabuza and Haku are in a father/mentor-son/mentee relationship.
Haku was genderfluid.
Killer B doesn’t really want a family. He wants to rap.
A is bi. He has a son.
Terumi Mei is a lesbian goddess. She managed to seduce Zabuza once before he tried to kill her because they were in ANBU together. And he knew her girlfriend.
Itachi was pan.
Kisame was ace (he has a KID in Boruto????) and really likes sharks. Itachi tried to avoid all conversations like that after he first told the Akatsuki and Pein banned that kind of talk from then on.
Hidan is attracted to witchcraft.
Hashirama is straight but his wife was bi.
Madara was gay.
Obito was... yeah, no clue.
Rin was straight but tried a girl. Wasn’t her cup of tea but she doesn’t care about anyone’s sexuality.
Please, for the love of god, add more characters. I have no idea how many are on this list, but there are so many more. Feel free to add your own on.